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Skip to the part where Lincoln unpins Washington's wig.


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HISTORY DOESN'T CHRONICLE ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S FLAMING NIPPLES


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BUT THEY ARE TWO IMPORTANT FIGURES IN HISTORY AND SEEING THEM LIKE THIS GRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN NEVER YAOI RIGHT I'M SORRY

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Abraham started slowly breakdancing over to where George was on the chinup bar. Eventually, ending with a headspin and a kick back to his feet, Abraham was face-to-face with the muscley president. "Can I help you with something?" George asked.

"I'm here to deliver a pizza." Abraham answered.

"Oh, ok."

"It's in my pants."


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Torizo wrote:
Skip to the part where Lincoln unpins Washington's wig.


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Lincoln unpinned Washington's wig, button by button with his cock of enormous magnitude. For some reason, by powers he didn't understand, or care about, he was nude now. Washington was wearing a pelt made from three hundred guinea pigs. There wasn't anything on underneath.

Then they had buttsex ontop of the Declaration of Independence. The end.


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i am losing so hard right now

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i... i.. eeh...


aahh


Deiphobus' brain has performed an illegal operation and must shut down immediately.


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How about you tell us about those... "illegal operations," hmm?


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This is gold

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Stephenie Meyer who let you write a history book.

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AT LEAST THERE'S NO SPARKILING


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Torizo wrote:
How about you tell us about those... "illegal operations," hmm?

:awesome:


seriously though, i am... disgusted? i can't find any words :/


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