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Akio · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:33 pm

Is no one concerned about the "Chris has spent over $3,678.10 of YOUR cheddar!" thing?
On video games...
and sex toys....
...

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:31 pm

Akio wrote:

Is no one concerned about the "Chris has spent over $3,678.10 of YOUR cheddar!" thing?
On video games...
and sex toys....
...

I'm pretty sure chris hasn't bought a single sex toy.Quite sure.

Akio · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:50 pm

Oh, he has. He has, with your cheddar.

Source, NSFW

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:55 pm

Akio wrote:

Oh, he has. He has, with your cheddar.

Source, NSFW

What is this link I'm dieing to know.
But I'm at work

Akio · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:57 pm

It's CWCKI, and there's a picture of a naked lady on the page.
...
Naked lady? What am I, four?

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:00 pm

A scanitly clad lady of the evening you say?
Tell me is she flesh and blood or crayon and semen?

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:08 pm

CWCki wrote:

Anal beads – Chris used these once. Describing the experience during a PSN chat, he explained that they became "covered in poo," and he threw them away.

Chris uses vibrators and anal beads, while claiming that he's straight. Yup.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:09 pm

He's so not gay he sucks penis.
That's how not gay he is.

Akio · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:31 pm

Even if Chris was gay. Which he probably is. He would still: Not be able to get any. Be homophobic. Be Chris.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:35 pm

Doesn't being Chris automaticly include the fact he wont be getting any?
I still don't think that thing with the sex doll was consentual.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

gryewolf wrote:

A scanitly clad lady of the evening you say?
Tell me is she flesh and blood or crayon and semen?

Real. On an ad for a fake pussy toy.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:49 pm

Gross.

I just summed up the whole thread. You're welcome.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

gryewolf wrote:

Gross.

I just summed up the whole thread. You're welcome.

Yeah. So will I.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:25 pm

Ahaha that's not what I meant.
But I can't get the image out of my head of Chris doing god knows what to/with that magizine or whatever.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

gryewolf wrote:

Ahaha that's not what I meant.
But I can't get the image out of my head of Chris doing god knows what to/with that magizine or whatever.

Haha. It's just an artificial vagina that be bought. "...a velvety smooth squeeze that your erection will crave again and again!"

Also, just read this. "Four sex dolls including Officer Nasty, Kimmi, a Booty Licious Love Doll and a not-yet-seen Yumi Asian Anime Doll. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath his considerable girth. He stated in a chat with Vanessa that "After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." In a chat with Jackie, he said the Booty Licious doll suffered the same fate, and that his dolls lasted "at most 27 intercourses'"

Fucking LAWL

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