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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:33 pm 
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Is no one concerned about the "Chris has spent over $3,678.10 of YOUR cheddar!" thing?
On video games...
and sex toys....
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Akio wrote:
Is no one concerned about the "Chris has spent over $3,678.10 of YOUR cheddar!" thing?
On video games...
and sex toys....
...


I'm pretty sure chris hasn't bought a single sex toy.Quite sure.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:50 pm 
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Oh, he has. He has, with your cheddar.

Source, NSFW

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Oh, he has. He has, with your cheddar.

Source, NSFW

What is this link I'm dieing to know.
But I'm at work

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:57 pm 
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It's CWCKI, and there's a picture of a naked lady on the page.
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Naked lady? What am I, four?

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A scanitly clad lady of the evening you say?
Tell me is she flesh and blood or crayon and semen?

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Anal beads – Chris used these once. Describing the experience during a PSN chat, he explained that they became "covered in poo," and he threw them away.


Chris uses vibrators and anal beads, while claiming that he's straight. Yup.


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He's so not gay he sucks penis.
That's how not gay he is.

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Even if Chris was gay. Which he probably is. He would still: Not be able to get any. Be homophobic. Be Chris.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Doesn't being Chris automaticly include the fact he wont be getting any?
I still don't think that thing with the sex doll was consentual.

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A scanitly clad lady of the evening you say?
Tell me is she flesh and blood or crayon and semen?


Real. On an ad for a fake pussy toy.

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Gross.

I just summed up the whole thread. You're welcome.

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gryewolf wrote:
Gross.

I just summed up the whole thread. You're welcome.



Yeah. So will I. Image

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Ahaha that's not what I meant.
But I can't get the image out of my head of Chris doing god knows what to/with that magizine or whatever.

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gryewolf wrote:
Ahaha that's not what I meant.
But I can't get the image out of my head of Chris doing god knows what to/with that magizine or whatever.


Haha. It's just an artificial vagina that be bought. "...a velvety smooth squeeze that your erection will crave again and again!"


Also, just read this. "Four sex dolls including Officer Nasty, Kimmi, a Booty Licious Love Doll and a not-yet-seen Yumi Asian Anime Doll. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath his considerable girth. He stated in a chat with Vanessa that "After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable." In a chat with Jackie, he said the Booty Licious doll suffered the same fate, and that his dolls lasted "at most 27 intercourses'"

Fucking LAWL

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