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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:10 am 
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First thing I thought of.

I think the world can only handle one Chris at a time. I'm just thankful that he's too crazy to breed.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:09 am 
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Chris will eventually split in half, like an amoeba. He'll reproduce asexually.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:09 pm 
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It's amazing how many of us have accomplished more socially, mentally, and physically by age 14 than Chris probably ever will.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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It's amazing how many of us have accomplished more socially, mentally, and physically by age 14 than Chris probably ever will.

I do that every time I poop.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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gryewolf wrote:
Badfish wrote:
It's amazing how many of us have accomplished more socially, mentally, and physically by age 14 than Chris probably ever will.

I do that every time I poop.


Now that you mention poop.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:38 pm 
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I had the same goddamn reaction


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:55 pm 
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NEW CONTENT

Here's the abridged version. All of this was revealed last june.

*Chris has a skirt now, has worn in public
*Skirt in question might be a miniskirt
*Chris has used the women's room on multiple occasions.
*Chris was kicked out of a women's room once by security, got huffy about it but no trouble.
*His parents are aware
*Bob called Chris a fag
*Barb is ashamed of Chris, said "She didn't raise a daughter"
*Barb keeps trying to tell Chris that there is no such thing as a tomgirl.
*Chris accuses her of hypocrisy on the grounds that Barb is apparently a tomboy.
*Chris is wearing panties now.
*Barb knows about his bra, resorted to bribery in an attempt to get Chris wearing male underwear again.
*Chris is paranoid as fuck about using Facebook, is afraid of CWCki finding him.
*Chris is paranoid as fuck about trusting anything that appears to be female online
*Chris won't use Facebook to find his old friends, worries that they might be troll impersonators.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:32 pm 
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Ultra Bidoof wrote:
NEW CONTENT

Here's the abridged version. All of this was revealed last june.

*Chris has a skirt now, has worn in public
*Skirt in question might be a miniskirt
*Chris has used the women's room on multiple occasions.
*Chris was kicked out of a women's room once by security, got huffy about it but no trouble.
*His parents are aware
*Bob called Chris a fag
*Barb is ashamed of Chris, said "She didn't raise a daughter"
*Barb keeps trying to tell Chris that there is no such thing as a tomgirl.
*Chris accuses her of hypocrisy on the grounds that Barb is apparently a tomboy.
*Chris is wearing panties now.
*Barb knows about his bra, resorted to bribery in an attempt to get Chris wearing male underwear again.
*Chris is paranoid as fuck about using Facebook, is afraid of CWCki finding him.
*Chris is paranoid as fuck about trusting anything that appears to be female online
*Chris won't use Facebook to find his old friends, worries that they might be troll impersonators.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:47 pm 
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That's kinda depressing........and weird.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:29 pm 
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And that's the story of how the internet made a retard turn into a crossdresser.

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:39 pm 
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Also Chris just found out that the CWCki found out about the forum.

He's probably trying to rally the Tomgirls to his aid.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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How could he just find out about it. :/

Oh wait...

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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That's it. I can't take Chris's shenanigans anymore. I'm not looking at this thread anymore, I'm not going to the CWCki, I'm just going to go about my life normally again. And I have to post it here that I'll never return, because if not, I'll probably just give up halfway and say, "it's not like I told anyone I'm not reading about Chandler anymore". But no, I just don't want to stalk a crazed hambeast anymore. It's not fun without Zang poking fun at it. So I guess I will return, one day, if there's an update. But I won't know unless I keep reading this thread...
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...Goddamit I'm here forever aren't I?

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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I would like to show you all Chris's avatar on that forum
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I hate you Chris-Chan.


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