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Snee · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:10 am

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Mini-Chrises... Everywhere...

First thing I thought of.

I think the world can only handle one Chris at a time. I'm just thankful that he's too crazy to breed.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:09 am

Chris will eventually split in half, like an amoeba. He'll reproduce asexually.

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Badfish · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:52 pm **Posts:** 3480

It's amazing how many of us have accomplished more socially, mentally, and physically by age 14 than Chris probably ever will.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:38 pm

Badfish wrote:

It's amazing how many of us have accomplished more socially, mentally, and physically by age 14 than Chris probably ever will.

I do that every time I poop.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:50 am

gryewolf wrote:

Badfish wrote:

It's amazing how many of us have accomplished more socially, mentally, and physically by age 14 than Chris probably ever will.

I do that every time I poop.

Now that you mention poop.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

I had the same goddamn reaction

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

NEW CONTENT

Here's the abridged version. All of this was revealed last june.

*Chris has a skirt now, has worn in public
*Skirt in question might be a miniskirt
*Chris has used the women's room on multiple occasions.
*Chris was kicked out of a women's room once by security, got huffy about it but no trouble.
*His parents are aware
*Bob called Chris a fag
*Barb is ashamed of Chris, said "She didn't raise a daughter"
*Barb keeps trying to tell Chris that there is no such thing as a tomgirl.
*Chris accuses her of hypocrisy on the grounds that Barb is apparently a tomboy.
*Chris is wearing panties now.
*Barb knows about his bra, resorted to bribery in an attempt to get Chris wearing male underwear again.
*Chris is paranoid as fuck about using Facebook, is afraid of CWCki finding him.
*Chris is paranoid as fuck about trusting anything that appears to be female online
*Chris won't use Facebook to find his old friends, worries that they might be troll impersonators.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

NEW CONTENT

Here's the abridged version. All of this was revealed last june.

*Chris has a skirt now, has worn in public
*Skirt in question might be a miniskirt
*Chris has used the women's room on multiple occasions.
*Chris was kicked out of a women's room once by security, got huffy about it but no trouble.
*His parents are aware
*Bob called Chris a fag
*Barb is ashamed of Chris, said "She didn't raise a daughter"
*Barb keeps trying to tell Chris that there is no such thing as a tomgirl.
*Chris accuses her of hypocrisy on the grounds that Barb is apparently a tomboy.
*Chris is wearing panties now.
*Barb knows about his bra, resorted to bribery in an attempt to get Chris wearing male underwear again.
*Chris is paranoid as fuck about using Facebook, is afraid of CWCki finding him.
*Chris is paranoid as fuck about trusting anything that appears to be female online
*Chris won't use Facebook to find his old friends, worries that they might be troll impersonators.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:47 pm

That's kinda depressing........and weird.

Eat_box · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:29 pm

And that's the story of how the internet made a retard turn into a crossdresser.

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Also Chris just found out that the CWCki found out about the forum.

He's probably trying to rally the Tomgirls to his aid.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:48 pm

How could he just find out about it. :/

Oh wait...

Guyperson · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:55 pm

That's it. I can't take Chris's shenanigans anymore. I'm not looking at this thread anymore, I'm not going to the CWCki, I'm just going to go about my life normally again. And I have to post it here that I'll never return, because if not, I'll probably just give up halfway and say, "it's not like I told anyone I'm not reading about Chandler anymore". But no, I just don't want to stalk a crazed hambeast anymore. It's not fun without Zang poking fun at it. So I guess I will return, one day, if there's an update. But I won't know unless I keep reading this thread...
...
...Goddamit I'm here forever aren't I?

JamesBob006 · **Joined:** Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:55 pm **Posts:** 76

I would like to show you all Chris's avatar on that forum

I hate you Chris-Chan.

somepartsareme · **Posted:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:10 pm

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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