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Exeres · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:57 am

Zay pretty much just summed up over two hundred pages of Chris-chan discussion.

Time to kill myself.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:10 am

You can borrow my family suicide axe.

Airigh · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:05 pm

Zaychavitch wrote:

Airigh's drawings are quite lovely, I'm excited to see her comic come to fruition.

Why thank you.

Since you seem to be wondering what I'm doing- I'm going to say that... I'm setting stuff up! Like whether certain characters were bred from a male or female humans.
Knowing how Pokemon mechanics work (Female gives the species, male gives special abilities- not to mention that most pokemon are much smaller than the average human) though, it's probably better all around if the human involved was female for most of the characters, with one or two exceptions.

In the case of the hybrids with female mothers, I also have to make movesets for each of those. It's like playing Pokemon, but you must supply the plot yourself, so it's sort of weird. The ones with human dads I don't have to do that for, though, since humans have NO MOVESSS. It's not like they're useless though, they still have speech, thumbs, almost human brains, etc. It is like having funny looking humans with issues.

Other than that, it is sort of a re-imagining of the comic. Except it makes sense and Chris isn't making any appearances.

Konijn · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:27 pm **Posts:** 13

Okay. I leave fore a few weeks and issue 8 is up here, yay.
*reads?*

What.

What did I just see?
I really don't want to ask.

Actually, I think most of my brain deleted itsself after reading that and going to cwcwiki.
Cannot form coherant posts.

Welcome to the thread, Zay.

Zaychavitch · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:48 pm

Exeres wrote:

Zay pretty much just summed up over two hundred pages of Chris-chan discussion.

Time to kill myself.

Don't die just yet! If we're only on Chapter 8, we have at least another 200 thread pages to go! So, I guess just near-fatal wounds sould suffice, and most hospitals have wi-fi, so you won't miss a single post!

Is there a record for biggest forum thread?

Airigh wrote:

The ones with human dads I don't have to do that for, though, since humans have NO MOVESSS. It's not like they're useless though, they still have speech, thumbs, almost human brains, etc. It is like having funny looking humans with issues.

Have you considered maybe giving humans certain fighting or normal-type moves?

Konijn wrote:

Welcome to the thread, Zay.

Thanks!

Airigh · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:12 pm

Zaychavitch wrote:

Airigh wrote:

The ones with human dads I don't have to do that for, though, since humans have NO MOVESSS. It's not like they're useless though, they still have speech, thumbs, almost human brains, etc. It is like having funny looking humans with issues.

Have you considered maybe giving humans certain fighting or normal-type moves?

No, actually. That may be a good idea.

Zink · **Posted:** Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:31 pm

I'm not sure if it would entirely make sense for those with human dads to not have any moves at all.

Pokemon can still learn moves their fathers didn't have, after all. They just aren't born with them.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Go to CWCki.
Click on Random Page for my enjoyment.
First result
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_th ... up_his_ass

Oh yep. Fantastic.

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:26 am

Airigh wrote:

Zaychavitch wrote:

Airigh wrote:

The ones with human dads I don't have to do that for, though, since humans have NO MOVESSS. It's not like they're useless though, they still have speech, thumbs, almost human brains, etc. It is like having funny looking humans with issues.

Have you considered maybe giving humans certain fighting or normal-type moves?

No, actually. That may be a good idea.

Does ''Gun'' count as a normal-type move? I'm pretty sure it does.

Eat_box · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2011 5:49 am

This is the best thing ever for all the wrong reasons.

Zaychavitch · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2011 12:43 pm

I just thought of something.

A little while back, I think Ultra-Bidoof said Chris probably hates Aspergers mostly for sounding like "booty burgers". I think it would make a lot more sense to hate it for sounding exactly like "booty purgers" I mean, and booty burger is just donkey on a bun. Load that up with ketchup, and you've got food.
But if your booty is getting PURGED...well...
*puts on sunglasses*
shit's going DOWN
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH

and now everyone hates me :awesomeface:

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Zaychavitch wrote:

I just thought of something.

A little while back, I think Ultra-Bidoof said Chris probably hates Aspergers mostly for sounding like "booty burgers". I think it would make a lot more sense to hate it for sounding exactly like "booty purgers" I mean, and booty burger is just donkey on a bun. Load that up with ketchup, and you've got food.

No, that's not the case.

For one, Chris confirmed it himself on several occasions. Secondly, Chris isn't clever enough to hear it as "booty purgers" and I don't think he knows what "purge" means anyway. Three, he hears "booty burgers" as "Food made from someone's butt, which is gross and possibly gay", not "Food, consume at once".

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

Oh god. I'm in too deep and it's fucking me up. Last night I had a dream I met Liquid Chris.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:00 pm

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

Oh god. I'm in too deep and it's fucking me up. Last night I had a dream I met Liquid Chris.

May I suggest the suicide booth?
It's only a quarter!

CrispyCritter · **Joined:** Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:39 am **Posts:** 22

I have read, by this point, almost the entire CWCki. I have also read this entire thread, the ups, the downs, the fancy not-Sonichu drawings, the Zang updates.

But the Zang is the best part. -nod-

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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