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Cafall
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if the commercials were anything by which to judge, no man in the movie ever wore a shirt

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Cafall wrote:
if the commercials were anything by which to judge, no man in the movie ever wore a shirt

Then you would've heared fangirl glees the whole time.

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Were they squealing in the birth-scene?
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Were they squealing in the birth-scene?

WRONG BOOK

MURDER ME FOR KNOWING THAT

Also, Taylor Lautner has a fucking sexy body.

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My favourite vampire movie was I am Legend, mainly because of the black man.

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I just read that 80% of all tickets to New Moon sold this weekend were bought by women.
I lol'd.

I'm actually a little surprised that's not a higher number.
I want to know the percentage of how many women over the age of 30 went to see it.

I'd prefer to know how many of them thought Romeo & Juliet was a good example of what a relationship should be like!

(tip: the author was one of them)
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The world is over

New Moon had a higher opening sales profit than the motherfucking Batchin

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New Moon had a higher opening sales profit than the motherfucking Batchin

I never heard of that movie.
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Xabyrn wrote:
I just read that 80% of all tickets to New Moon sold this weekend were bought by women.

I lol'd.

The 20% males were either gay or had to buy tickets for a female.
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Or they didn't put out their gender when buying online tickets.
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Or they didn't put out


Wouldn't that make them female...? :eng101:

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Fooflyer wrote:
My favourite vampire movie was I am Legend, mainly because of the black man.

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remember this i made?
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The thing that makes me the most upset

is that I can name a few of the over-30-women who are probably going to be seeing this

and they kept trying to tell me how good the book was while also telling me not to let men walk all over me

WHEN DID WE LOSE THE ABILITY TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES? Or if a guy says he loves you it's suddenly okay if he walks all over you, among other creepy things?

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New Moon teaches us one thing

if a guy dumps you, try to commit suicide, hell totally get back into you

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