AWKWARD ZOMBIE

YOU FOOL YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
Also enjoy erectile dysfunction.

Oh god. This is a perfect mixture of hilarity and WTF.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Officer_Nasty

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_Adam_%26_Eve_purchases

how do people know these things and why do they want to

Because they're all masochistic hell we're ALL masochistic at this point.

Okay, ew. That's all I can ever say anymore.

Anyone who has posted in this thread more than once can be called a Christorian. I read that word at least once in CWCki.

Christorians. MY MIND.

I think BILLY MAYS summed it up best when he said:

I wonder if oxyclean can help remove even the most ground in memories that are staining our minds... I'd very much like to forget Chris... though inevitably I'd find it all over again, get it out of my mind, and repeat the process all over... which would probably be the worst torture imaginable... Hell... what if I've done this before...

Anyways, as far as the logic of recycling goes, I have a theory (one which I wish I didn't think of).

One of my friends used to think (because of our lovely (lack of) sex education combined with his conservative parents that he had a limited amount of sperm inside of his testicles, and if he released any, there'd be that mush less left for when he wanted to grow up and have kids (and his parents apparently really think that and hate sterile males because obviously they were doing something obscene (or else they'd have like 20 kids)). Sadly, this idea isn't too rare (it's usually not as extreme and differs, but the "limited supply" idea is pervasive), and is used to scare young kids into not masturbating until they reach sex ed (which is hit or miss, especially if the parents object).

Combine that with the fact that sperm is technically recycled in the testicles if not released (essentially, they break down, the nutrients get reabsorbed, and the nutrients are used to make new sperm) and you have the potential to make someone believe that they have a limited supply of sperm, but their body can recycle "old sperm" into "new sperm" and we potentially have Chris's reasoning being his insane troll logic-based belief.

It is just a theory (and part of me hopes to god I'm not right on this (mostly because I don't want to "understand" Chris)... a potentially possible one... scary...

Well, good luck sleeping... You just better hope Chris doesn't rip off Nightmare on Elm Street... or he'll REALLY be in your dreams...

-K-

All of that's a good theory, but this is Chris. He probably thinks they'll all just swim back to his testicles.

Yeah, the thing about men having a limited amount of sperm is an old wives tale. Chris-chan might have heard it somewhere and decided to start 'recycling', but as Brainhorn said, this is Chris-chan and his belief behind the 'recycling' might be something completely off the wall.

Of course, women, unlike men, do have a limited number of eggs in their bodies, so if Chris-chan learned that at some point--which I really doubt--he might have believed that the same thing applied for men.

I think that's more or less correct.

Also, Chris came up with the idea on his own. His parents had nothing to do with it.

Without Zang and his heavy criticisms this thread is just about this pathetic human being and other less sad, but still somewhat damaged, people crowing around the one person who is without a doubt lamer than them shouting hey I might be terrible, lame, and sad but at least I'm not Chris-chan.

On a related note, danm you cwcki and your terrible terrible page of Chris-chan. I dont even know why I go to there.^see first statement^

Does everyone miss Zang and his shenaigains? cuz I'm hankoring for a update and he thinks AZ hates him now :I

really?
I think he's awesome