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The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:51 am

Take that away take that away take that away ;A;

or at least link it for NSFW, it scared the hell out of me.

Taruta · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:01 am

WHY DIDN'T YOU LINK IT?!

Stu_Pidasl · **Joined:** Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:55 pm **Posts:** 720

Skydr5 wrote:

Stu_Pidasl wrote:

There should be a sperm ed class.

Nah, totally a Date Ed.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Dating_education

That's what I was referencing, yes...

So, no news about the new troll yet?

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

Chris is incredibly stupid.

I don't know how he got the idea that eating his sperm would return it to his testicles. His idea might be that it would dissolve into it's base components, which would be absorbed into him, which would eventually be used to create new sperm, but that's pure speculation.

Funnily enough, that kind of works I think. Thing is, you could just eat a tasty steak instead.

Snee · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:44 pm

My eyes my eyes my eyes my eyes

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Stu_Pidasl wrote:

So, no news about the new troll yet?

Either the PVCC is keeping people in the dark for security reasons or there isn't one.

CrispyCritter · **Joined:** Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:39 am **Posts:** 22

Am I the only one who thinks Chris would actually make a decent trans woman if he had any semblance of follow-through?

Akio · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:29 pm

CrispyCritter wrote:

Am I the only one who thinks Chris would actually make a decent trans woman if he had any semblance of follow-through?

That requires visualization of Chris as a transsexual... Which isn't actually that hard after what I've seen.
I don't think he would fair well as a "trans woman." He's just a pervert; it drives him to do things like wear woman's undergarments and masturbate. *shivers*

EDIT: I meant Chris being a transsexual would only benefit himself and no one else.

CrispyCritter · **Joined:** Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:39 am **Posts:** 22

I was talking about some of the Tomgirl pictures, but you're right, he's a little too far gone for that. I'm a dumbass. :awesomeface:

Akio · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:35 pm

Why is this thread so intriguing? I check on it way too much.

EDIT: Woe, I think my avatar is too tall. This post is huge but I said so little...

Snee · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:17 pm

All in all, Chris would make a hideous any thing.

Hey, that takes skill.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:25 pm

Chris in general is disgustingly facsinating.
I'm curious as to how his mind works. How he could process these terrible ideas and think they're any good.

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

It's like they said on the CWCki: "Is anyone actually proud to admit that they follow the life of Christian Weston Chandler? Probably not, but it's still very entertaining."

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:40 pm

I wish I could get through an entire article without wanting to throw up though.

CrispyCritter · **Joined:** Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:39 am **Posts:** 22

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:

It's like they said on the CWCki: "Is anyone actually proud to admit that they follow the life of Christian Weston Chandler? Probably not, but it's still very entertaining."

^this. he's the internet's own home-grown case study. we're all free to study or ignore him as we see fit. It'd suck if anyone actually took this whole thing seriously. ["this whole thing" = CWC's life.]

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