AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So did you guys just give this up? Not blaming you AT ALL if you did. Geez, what a nightmare.

nobody was really replying so we thought nobody was interested in it

if we get people who are i'll bug mander to get it started again

I may not comment much but I'm interested in how this nightmare turns out

I would also like to see the ending/development of this terrible comic.


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I just want to see if this inevitably leads to a dude banging Rainbow Dash

I like reading terrible webcomics with commentary, so it'd be cool if you'd continue

this thread is absolutely great

Plz continue

i have class and shit soon but we got it all set up on google docs. yesterday. i'll upload the images and get it all put on when i get back from college things

It’s been four months and his hair is still a blob of messy gradients. Also R-Dash what is wrong with your hooves in the last panel oh my god.

“Among other things”. The joke writes itself here, people.



There are a good 110 thousand or so things I could say about this page, but ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on the man with the world’s smallest torso in the first panel. Not only that, his hands have morphed into pincers or something.

Sanchez is going full Slender Man in that first panel, whoa. Maybe he’s channeling Doc Ock from that Spider Man cartoon on TV. He looks pained in the second-to-last panel, too, like his transformation into Slender Man or Doc Ock is causing him immense pain.



He tries to make his style look really goofy to be funny but it just ends up so confusing. He looks so freaked the fuck out in the last panel, like “HOLY SHIT THERE’S A PENCIL EMBEDDED IN MY NOSE”.

Whoa there Sanchez, watch the pencil. It’s getting pretty Freudian up in here.



I...think you need to upgrade your housing there, Sanchez.

Dat shade of purple with the baby blue drapes? Uh-uh boy, the curtains may match the pony but yo flooring is an eyesore.



Second to last panel. How Freudian is this going to get Jesus Christ.

This page made me hate life more than any other panel before it. Way to go.



Hunger for fresh air? Dude seriously you’re a fucking creeper. This is like ‘Misery’ but with a horse instead. And what is that ethereal white shit outside that window. Is that clouds or something because I can’t tell because you’re awful at everything.

It says something about his life that he honestly believes a second magical talking pony is going to appear and take his original talking pony away.



Fly, fly far away from the horrible man, Rainbow Dash. He’ll never be able to catch you this way!

When and how, you asshole. You don’t just say “she learned how to fly”, thats not how you tell a story. EVERYTHING YOU DO MAKES ME HATE YOU MORE.



WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR LIP IN THE LAST PANEL. LOOK UP REFERENCES FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU’RE ON DEVIANTART THAT PLACE HAS TONS OF REFERENCES!

His face is trying to escape, just like the pony and any sane human being.



Little did Sanchez know, his costume was fucking awful even without the shitty gradient blobs on it, because there’s one major flaw in his plan.

DOGS AREN’T FUCKING BLUE

Apparently Dashie likes to read the printed version of Twitter.



Drawing tip:



Tree.



Not a fucking tree.

Sand isn’t soft you dick. It’s abrasive and landing in it would hurt more than landing on the ground.



She totally flew guys I swear take my word for it.

In Sanchez’s defense, this was based off a written fanfic. The combination of a shitty, unimaginative writer and a shitty unimaginative artist can’t help anything. That’s all for now, folks. We’ll be back to drain your souls as soon as we can. Be sure to give feedback to encourage us to not kill ourselves.

Why would he hide his love of MLP from her? Is it because he jacks off to it, or because he fears that she'll see her friends and try running away? Or both?

Also, why the hell would he not let a pony go outside for 4 months? That's seriously creepy, and why would she still trust him even though he's locking her up and won't let her outside? Stockholm syndrome.

This is just getting worse and worse.

Does this artist not use a template for his work? Sanchez looks idiotically different in every single freaking panel.

i think we're all missing the big question here

where does all the rainbow pony poop go

Cartoons don't poop.

Silly Unba.

I assume he hides MLP from her because there's another Rainbow Dash on that show that somehow

isn't her? or is it?

who cares keep going, I'm emotionally-invested in the scariest way possible.