AWKWARD ZOMBIE

/sigh.

Oh Chris. Why.

People like you are fueled only by the power of nightmares and the screams of the poor souls who read your wiki.

Well, Jackie's a cutie.

Anyway, way to go for telling Chris off like that.

That's not actually her. That's some camwhore who had a set of nudes lying around the internet.

She's claiming to be said camwhore (though her story was something about her ex putting them online) in order to placate Chris with nudity.

Oh okay.



Aw, hell naw.

brb, I'm gonna kick Chris's booty.

For what, not keeping up on his usual schedule of being worse than everything?
No seriously, what's the correlation except that they both look lame and are houses?

For ripping of Aqua Teens

It's just a poorly drawn house. Aside from being the same size, there's no real similarities.

EDIT: oh whoops didn't mentally flip it around, yeah that is pretty blatant

I don't think he was ripping off AT...I mean, the bike and the trees and everything aren't in the picture. If there had been "GET OUT" on it or something, then yeah I'd say he was ripping them off.

Certainly possible. Knowing Chris as well as we do (terrible situation, really) it would not surprise me if he directly ripped off the ATHF house and reversed it. However, it's not like the ATHF house's design is that original anyways (except for the little details, like the door) and he could simply be drawing a house. I'm sure that I drew houses a lot like that when I was little.



Also, I used to work for these people too. They do indeed target highschool/college students desperate for jobs (I found the job on a flyer on my school's bulletin board) as well as the naive/simpleminded. In my experience though, it's an easy job and far from a scam. I earned double the cheddar I had to pay upfront in one week, and even though the knives are expensive as hell, they come with a lifetime warranty, you can send them in to get repaired for free anytime, and work better than any other knives I've used. That basically means you never have to pay for new knives again. I'm not trying to plug these guys (I don't even work for them anymore) but despite what the article says they aren't a scam.

Unless your Chris. CWC doesn't know anyone willing to buy his knives besides his parents, who probably paid for the knives with his own welfare cheddar. Not that it even matters: they probably got lost in the shitpile of trash in their house.

They lost their silverware under a pile of crap and just reuse plastic utensils instead. Chris still has at least one Cutco knife, but for some strange reason he thinks a swiss army knife he takes eight seconds to open is a better weapon.

And yes, it's ripped off from ATHF. It doesn't look like Chris's house at all, and if it's not something that belongs to Chris it's something Chris saw on TV. Also, everything Chris traces is usually a mirror image of the original with minor differences.

Bidoof. Your extensive knowledge of Chris and everything he does in life terrifies me.

Do-

Do you have a hidden camera mounted somewhere in his house, and make a hobby out of voyeuristically watching everything they do in a day?

I've already accepted that Bidoof is Chris's alter ego.

Chris is much to stupid to have another personality
Bidoof is simply his neighbor
god bless his soul

Bidoof is the Chris Whisperer.

Because he's the only one brave enough to take on the job of knowing all of Chris, and still have the will to live another day.

Honestly, I think that our good friend Ultra Bidoof has simply been at this longer than we have. We'll probably all become experts eventually and horrify budding Chris followers with our extensive knowledge base.

That said, get out while you still can. This rabbit hole only gets deeper.