AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Why.

Those poor, poor kitties.
Really, isn't it common sense that if a cat, or any pet, is trying TO GET THE HELLS AWAY FROM YOU and HURT YOU that it's not normal unless you've failed as a pet owner to take care of it. Was he even holding the cat properly?

/petrant.

I have no idea why I check this thread daily. Maybe Chris is trying to take over to world via hypnosis or something.

It's Chris

Good point.

His mentality is just so far out there that I forget to change my mindset sometimes.

fair enough XD

Any chance I could do a spectacular guest update, or is that honor reserved for Zang?

I think we're dying for an update.

It's Zangs' call.

Well, it's sitting in a text doc, ready to be posted. Imma PM him just in case though.

sorry about the delay folks, i've been busy being a lazy sack of shit

LAST TIME ON ZAP TO THE EXTREME



This dude banned all virgins from his region

because fuck virgins, they are just the worst minority ever.



Oh Yeshua of Nazareth, this is fucking unreal

we got the fat black triplets, we got geovoni, wes-li, I don't remember who the fuck Bagget is, eggman, a couple of two people who apparently have no names

okay I know I'm not the only one who laughed when he saw the Woman-slave right?

Man this shit keeps getting better and better

also, look! the stereotypical grimdark villain is here! sweet.

also theres that guy with no body but I'm sure all of this is going to be irrelevant



god why does his proportions change every fucking panel. Suddenly she's a gorilla woman with long hair and fucking beach ball tits?

another thing to take into consideration is look at those salad fingers. just look at them.



MEANWHILE, IN THE TIME VOID

our favorite retard is floating about

I...guess his "balls" disappeared?

also I assume the pose in the last panel is one he has become very accustomed to.



aaaaaaaand then Chris chan was Smeagol

yes Chris, they dumped you. It may, just may have something to do with you obsessing over a Sonic/Pikachu combination.



what, that's it? oh fuck naw, these people need UPDATES

UPDATES I TELL YOU



oh look a purple dyke

somethin you don't see everyday

ONLY IN THE WORLD OF SONICHU

but wait, Nintendo and Sega, WAITING to talk to Chris?

exactly how much cough syrup are you chugging, bro.



okay okay

Chris where the fuck are you getting all of this hip, young lingo from

I cant even CATCH UP to this shit

"pretty jazzed"

you know what i read that as right?

on second thought I might just want to keep that to myself and giggle.



sweet mother of fuck

what the hell

they were talking about playing fucking Guitar Hero?

and they got on a radio show?

what.

Also I love how the PANK blob's head just grew about six sizes and the blond bitch's head just shrunk

I still can't over how the width of their appendages and just bodies in general change every fucking panel

how does that even work



oh for the love of God where do these characters keep coming from

I mean, shit, this guy is getting trolled so hard he thinks he's popular

I love you internet, never change.



okay woa

stop the motherfucking presses

"He was correct in therapy of yourself with something feminine and upstanding member of society from a toy store. My Furby, Michelle, relieves some of my stress at home until the day I get lucky for myself."

what.

the.

fuck.

did-did he just imply what I THINK he implied?

this man fucked a Furby. He fucked a Furby and he liked it.

I just

I...

No words can compromise

no words



....



I...



I need to lie down.

Clearly Bob went bat shit insane when someone linked him to sonichu, it's the only logical reason for his actions.

ohokaythatworks

But hey guys, pop quiz.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Edit: Aaaand the picture doesn't work for some reason. Here it is again;

six

...eleventy twelve?

Since when is being a high school graduate considered an achievement?