AWKWARD ZOMBIE

YOSUUUKKEEEEEEEEE

It's supposed to be acne. As far as CWCki knows he didn't have any and Chris is being stupid.

Secondly, it's because they only care about having sex and things that get in the way of their ability to have sex. Anything else really doesn't matter.

well i used it as a reaction image first but whatever doesnt matter

YOOOOOSSSSUUUUUKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE

Exactly what grades Chris got in school are unknown. Someone tried to convince him to post them, but apparently the records are locked away somewhere and Bob keeps the keys on his person at all times. Chris also thinks you can figure it out yourself by just asking for his transcripts, but that's not actually possible(I think it's been too long and the school system threw out his records or something). As a result, we can't validate his claims that he made the honor roll.

Perhaps the defining moments of Chris's high school life came from the last two events. One was his senior prom, where he took his mom as his date. For some strange reason, a girl named Tiffany McGowen (who may or may not be a lesbian) took pity on him and danced with him for a bit, and this was the high point of Chris's life.

The second one was his graduation ceremony. The school gave out awards for various things, and apparently there was some sort of art contest where people had to submit things like pictures, self-portraits, sculptures, ect. Chris became obsessed with winning this contest, and...well, the CWCki has images of the crap he tried to submit. But to Chris, the amount of time he spent working on it was SO LONG and was almost certainly going to be taken into consideration. He also thought that his autism would somehow factor into this. Sort of like a movie where the poor oppressed-but-talented artist suddenly breaks into his field and leaves his critics in the dust.

Naturally, Chris was shocked when he lost. And when he was called for his diploma, he took his diploma without making eye contact with anyone and refused to shake hands with the diploma guy. He then walked out of the room and went to cry at a table. His parents found him, but Bob was too ashamed of him to speak so he had to be comforted by Tiffany and his mom. Bob is still ashamed of this eleven years later, and he'll probably die being ashamed of it too.

Chris spent the next ten years looking forward to a high school reunion that never happened. He thought it was going to happen last November, but for reasons unknown he did not get an invitation. Thus, either it happened and the organizers willingly or unknowingly left him out or it never happened in the first place and Chris was a moron. When Chris didn't get an invitation, he tried to organize the reunion himself but got bored really fast because it wasn't related to the PS3.

I think Chris has drawn a comic with himself as the "tomgirl" in it.

I only saw one page and I obviously was not going to find out if it was real or if there was more to it.

Couldn't you find out if he was on Honor Roll by checking his local newspaper's archive? At least in my town, the honor roll students are listed in the paper.

Depends on if Richmond keeps track of those things. I've never heard of any newspaper doing that though. But if that were the case I think Chris would have shown it to someone by now(unless he was unaware). In fact, there would be a shrine to it in his room.



That was Xanabit, the only guy on the internet who can come close to mimicking Chris's style. There's another guy but he's not very active.

Yeah, my newspaper does the same thing.
It depends on what his school was like. 'Cuz if it's anything like my school where honor roll can be dead impossible depending on what classes and teachers you have, he's lying unless he took all the "easy" classes with study halls.

It could be that they DO publish it, and he knows that he's lying. In which case, if someone could look it up...

Oh wow. I actually almost feel bad for him.

Almost.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Tale_O ... razy_Pacer

I sort of switched off and tl;dr'd around the 2nd paragraph

Actually, I kind of feel bad for the people that work at the place.

For the record, I'd like to point out that Sonichu and Rosechu are not in an incestual relationship. The reason they both call Chris "Father" is because he's their creator, similar to how a lot of Christians call God "Father". That's how Chris sees it, at least.

It still ain't right.

I think it has more to do with his insane belief that all fictional characters exist in a parallel universe where they're compelled to act out every last story written about them, be it canon or not. Except Chris isn't clear on what parts are Sonichu "acting" and what parts are "off set".

EDIT

Oh fucking god I just found out the Tomgirl photos happened when Chris was told to get in touch with his feminine side and he took that to mean "dress up like a girl".