AWKWARD ZOMBIE

At this point, I'm going to assume that time is cyclical and Jones is several Universes old.

On Gunnerkrigg: I like to think that Jones just decided to take a nap and woke up to discover that the continent she was sleeping on became in ocean in the meantime.

"Never trust a protozoic cell-formation to wake you up on time," she thinks.

And on the topic of Mr, Jacques, he quit smoking a short time ago. That probably didn't help.

SMBC, you just told me the exact same reason my programming professor said why we shouldn't take physics as our minor.

http://kinokofry.com/archive/me-and-g-011-g-is-for-guest/#.UJX8N4agbKc
Always found this particular one funny. Probably Sesame Street skits ingrained in my earliest memories.

Goblins: You Didn't Really Need that Friday Update Anyway

To be fair, this time his computer was in the shop. That's only this time though. Still don't understand why he doesn't have a buffer when this is his job.

Now all we need is a page of Jones looking at a cloud of coalescing dust and gas and we'll have a chapter, ladies and gentlemen.

The next page is just a picture of Jones in the modern day, looking at Annie.

"I am a _________________"

chapter ends

I get the feeling this is going to end with some bullshit Yahweh "I am" type statement that doesn't explain anything

I AM WHAT I AM AND THAT'S ALL THAT I AM

I'M JONSEY THE SAILOR MAN

So how 'bout that new GC?

So how about that new Dr. McNinja instead? Giant flaming candle skull man out of nowhere.

And isn't that one of the pizza guys?

That's the "worst guy" that shrunk Radical's shuttlecar a while back

And how the heck did Jones even GET there? Time shenaners?

Jones:Jesus H christ what the hell are you?

Maybe she lives bidirectionally through time.