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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:46 pm 
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What? Where'd the glasses come from? I probably didn't notice because, you know, being crushed by giant walls of text.

And just what.
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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 12:10 am 
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Up-the-skirt shot....with added vag crack...is that what you would call it?


Seriously why does he do that? Why is that in a kids comic? (Wait I take that back...) Why does he think anyone else would find that sexy? WHY?!

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what the hell just happened
the only thing im comprehending here is some high school time bullshit and chris magically has a bowl cut and glasses

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Up-the-skirt shot....with added vag crack...is that what you would call it?


Seriously why does he do that? Why is that in a kids comic? (Wait I take that back...) Why does he think anyone else would find that sexy? WHY?!
Wh...why would you point this out?

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Dragoon778 wrote:
Silver_Wolf wrote:
Up-the-skirt shot....with added vag crack...is that what you would call it?


Seriously why does he do that? Why is that in a kids comic? (Wait I take that back...) Why does he think anyone else would find that sexy? WHY?!
Wh...why would you point this out?

Because he's done it before! And it disturbs me! D:

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Silver_Wolf wrote:
Up-the-skirt shot....with added vag crack...is that what you would call it?


Seriously why does he do that? Why is that in a kids comic? (Wait I take that back...) Why does he think anyone else would find that sexy? WHY?!


It's called cameltoe, and Chris did it because he was trying to prove that he was STRAIGHT and liked VAGINAS, and therefore WAS NOT GAY YOU DANG DIRTY TROLLS SO STOP DRAWING GAY SONICHU PORN! There's going to be an increase in his troll-related ramblings now, and as a consequence there's going to be a lot of attempted fanservice because Chris is about as secure as an unlocked door.

His ED page was really getting to him by this point. He started drawing the issue around the start of 2007, except he slacked off and in early November he found his ED page. He spent the next eight months trying to fight the ED page, getting kicked out of his church and the Game Place in the process. Eventually the stress became too much and he came up with the "time void" gimmick so he could remove himself from the comic in response to criticism.

Kellie Andes was one of his female associates from high school. You know the slow kid that the girls basically adopted as a pity pet? That was Chris's standing. She's supposed to be discovering his ED page, which is funny.


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Also, why would his game be rated M for HONEST CONTENT? Maybe because it involves shecameforcwc.jpg

ALSO, did I miss something, or did he pull some glasses from out of his booty between chapters?


By HONEST CONTENT, he means "I might accidentally reveal a disturbing and embarrassing detail about myself due to autism". Like how in an attempt to prove his heterosexuality he accidentally revealed his fecal incontinence to his worst enemy.

As for the glasses, for some reason he decided to start drawing himself wearing them.

Part 2

IRL SHIT

Chris always likes to idealize his high school years. In reality, they weren't that great. Chris was the pity pet of a group of girls, except he didn't realize it and thought they liked him.

He was bullied by pretty much everyone else, just like in middle school. People would shout stuff like "SONIC IS DEAD" or "CHRISTIAN IS GAY", and on several occasions they threw their spare change at Chris so they could watch him scramble to grab every coin(he didn't get that it made him look poor).

At one point, Chris was kicked off of the regular person bus for getting into a fight with someone. Apparently, he had a thing where he felt that he always had to be the first person off of the bus, and one guy figured it out and would usually try to beat him out the door. This came to an end when the guy punched Chris in the face so hard his glasses flew off.

For some reason, likely due to Chris leaving out details, Chris was faulted for this incident and made to ride home on the short bus, where he was bullied by one of the special needs children. I'm not kidding, one of them leaned over two seats to punch Chris from behind.


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At one point, Chris was kicked off of the regular person bus for getting into a fight with someone. Apparently, he had a thing where he felt that he always had to be the first person off of the bus, and one guy figured it out and would usually try to beat him out the door. This came to an end when the guy punched Chris in the face so hard his glasses flew off.

For some reason, likely due to Chris leaving out details, Chris was faulted for this incident and made to ride home on the short bus, where he was bullied by one of the special needs children. I'm not kidding, one of them leaned over two seats to punch Chris from behind.


lol I would like to see that on the news or something.
"Breaking News: Moron gets owned. Twice"

it would be good.

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Ow boy, that hurts. Let me start off by thanking Zang and Ultra Bidoof for guiding us through this madness.

First off, what is up with that guys face? Are there dicks sprouting from it? You know which one I'm talking about. Also, it seems like managing the basketball team is CWCees for being the water boy.

Now, is it me or do the others take Chris's disappearance rather well? Oh, the guy that is supposedly our father or some shit got lost in spacetime, now let's bone.


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now let's bone.

I read somewhere Sonichu and Rosechu are brother and sister but Im not sure about that

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I did add you on PSN! I can't wait to talk about your non existent video game!


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vealin99 wrote:
Syobon wrote:
now let's bone.

I read somewhere Sonichu and Rosechu are brother and sister but Im not sure about that


Well, they both call CWC "Father".
So, they're half siblings at the very least going by that.

Whee, incest.
"Kid-friendly", yeah right.
Oh yeah, this is Sonichu.


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vealin99 wrote:
Syobon wrote:
now let's bone.

I read somewhere Sonichu and Rosechu are brother and sister but Im not sure about that


http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Incest#Incest

I've read before that they're brother and sister, and some kind if explanation as to why, besides them both calling him father, but I can't seem to find it.

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they even had babies

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Vealin, your avatar sums up everyone's reaction to CWC well.

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