AWKWARD ZOMBIE

***10 seconds later***

Is it bad it didn't freak me out that much? I scrolled kind of quickly, but it's not the worst he's done. Gross yes, but still.

I think I'm just desensitized. Oh well.

welcome to the internet

it seems to have that effect on people

~Now that I'm a Woman!~

Seriously...ugh..weird...

STILL!
It's not as bad as those pictures as him dressed in his mom's panties and bra.

Oh, sure, he might be wearing a shirt...

But did you see the pictures of him wearing the THONG?? *shudder*

Alright, let us compare!

Don't click if well...you didn't click on the tomgirl one!
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Cwcbraorig.JPG

Yep, that's a tad grosser.

The thing about the 'tomgirl' pictures is that Chris seems to have taken a shower. That's crazy!

That pic is far worse than his crossdressing
look at him in that picture, if you can for long, he looks so awkward, he has no idea what he's doing or why, he just is.
I mean really, is there ANY context to that picture?

in the other photos he's motivated by non existent ladies

I think his medal was destroyed a week or two before he took those pictures(the one he's wearing is the one that eventually got shoved up his booty).

The context is, Chris had just had his medals stolen a week or so ago by Team Blanca. After that, another troll known as Lordsillynipples posed as Blanca, claiming that she was going to break up with him or something if he didn't pose in his mom's underwear. Nobody knows exactly what Lordsillynipples said because this was before Chris was being obsessively documented, but it got results.

why do I visit this thread still?
These links are very very disturbing.
So here is a link that isn't disturbing and hopefully will cleanse us of our sin that is Chris-chanAt least for now

that is one of the cutest things i ever did saw

that is one of the cutest things i ever did saw

That's adorable. My heart has now melted into pudding. <3

GUESS WHAT GUYS

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN



LAST TIME ON ZAP TO THE EXTREEM: our favorite tards decide to go back in time to get chaos balls or something



I'm assuming that first panel is them going back in time.

God knows who that chick is. Probably someone who talked to him once and then never again.



OH look! advertisements for things that dont and will never exist! moving on.



HERE WE GO GUYS

WHERE DOING THIS



Chris points out the obvious. Good job buddy, now if you can just figure out your sexuality you'll be set.



this

is

stupid



hahahaha "Naive about dating in younger days"

as in, he isn't naive anymore

hahahhaa

also, they let HIM manage the basketball team? oh my God that is either really sad or really hilarious.

okay okay moving on



oh man, another "friend" of his that more than likely had one awkward conversation with him and never spoke again. so rad.



okay so all this shit is happening /in his imagination/?

so a highschool kid walks around /imagining/ sonic characters doing shit at school? Gee, that's normal, next im gonna go into the girls locker room wearing a sports bra and try to convince one of them to give me some hankey-panky



okay so

I guess they switched the basketball with the magicball



HA, okay, so to compensate for the fact that someone may not like him and thus threw a ball at him, he makes up an imaginary friend and pretends that he ACCIDENTALLY threw a ball at him



oh look

another show bastardized

WHY DO YOU KEEP READING YOU FOOLS



okay so he somehow manages to fall out of a psychic bubble and into the timezone warp tunnel thing

gotta love this quality writing.



another shitty filler page! man so surprised!



okay woa woa woa woa WOA

why the fuck is he making his hedgehogs have sex? that's just fucking gross

I mean

that's like /worse/ than upstanding member of society porn

that's sexual acts in a fucking sonic/pokemon fanfic

the hell is wrong with this guy



okay how the hell would you not notice that giant tub of lard? how do you LOSE something like that? on accident i mean?

jegus



okay so we are breakin the news to rose

haha wait,

Secretart?

oh man he made a joke! actually he probably didn't do that on purpose, knowing his massive number of fuckups in the past

i giggled anyway



OH SHIT HIDE THE CHILDREN



oh thank God they skipped scenes



WELL THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY

Take a nice cap full of brain bleach and we hope to see you next time!

in the meanwhile

ZAP TO THE EXTREEEME

FUCK YEA

Oh god so much text. There's so much to be said, but I'll leave the rest to the others and say that I like how the only notable thing he could thing of between then and 1996 was the Y2K Scare. Also, why would his game be rated M for HONEST CONTENT? Maybe because it involves shecameforcwc.jpg

ALSO, did I miss something, or did he pull some glasses from out of his booty between chapters?