AWKWARD ZOMBIE

the forumites' collective faces at this thread

can't wait for the next update!

Oh god no why did a heretic have to post in this thread
I'm now forced to remember that Chris has My Little boners
No, no I don't want to remember it! Don't! Aiiiiiiiiiii...

chris simply exist to ruin everything that he can get his dirty little hands on

That would explain why his penis is the way it is.
*ba dum tsh*

LOL.

But seriously, if you're going to screw with Chris again, use the tried-and-true technique: say you're a girl. If you already are a girl, just say so (and in case you haven't noticed, I don't have a clue as to the gender identities of anyone here, so it doesn't matter to me).

But like Ultra Bidoof and Sandwich Monster said, it's going to be ugly. He'll just scream and raise a fuss about how the "daisies dirty trolls" are jealous and try to smear him, and how Sonichu is TEH BEST COMCI EVAR!! And then there's the possibility of him lurking. Do we really need to have ourselves get banned because we got a fucktard like him here?

Mocking the guy and his horrible artwork and storyline is one thing. Actually bringing him here so we can mock him even more is just asking for trouble.

No. Nobody here is going to screw with Chris, just stalk him on the PSN. Even if someone tried it won't work. Trust me on this.

Plus I think there's a trolling scheme already going in the background and they hate it when people try to troll Chris while they're trying to troll Chris.



Chris has lost his ability to be angry about anything. He probably won't even read the thread and will base his knowledge of the contents based on a very brief skimming of the first post. What he assumes it is wouldn't be important because he'd just leave without posting. If you tried to tell him a lie he'll run it by Rocky first, who unfortunately is crazy, not stupid.

Also Chris's trolls are eager for new targets and they really hate people who fail to troll Chris properly.



Breaking him out of his PSTrance is impossible and you have no idea how lazy he is.

Since you're the authority on CWC here, do you think it'd work if I emailed him claiming to be his long-lost brother Naitsirch, and asking him to please stop slandering me?

Chris doesn't even read his emails any more.

99.99999% chance he won't read the email for one reason or another. If you sent regular mail his parents will burn it.

Even if he did read it, he'd say something like "He's not real, troll harder" only it'll sound stupid. Someone already tried to convince him that he actually did have a twin sister and he mistook it for someone who thought his fictional twin sister was real.

Hmmmm, that's interesting. It appears that Chris's attention span is sooooooo limited that he can't even play a video game for more than 10-20 minutes. Also X-Blades lol.

Wait, so there's already someone trolling Chris this time? Good. We can just sit back and watch the show. Trolling a veteran troll is a bad idea.

As for Chris... well, I suppose even idiots get sick and tired of getting their booty beat every time they start screeching, so I'm thinking he's just staying low for a while. At least until his ego regenerates and he starts being idiotically smug and pompous again.

Though who the hell is "Rocky"? His new "buddy"/troll?

I don't know for sure, but the signs are there.



Nah. His computer is broken, he can't afford to get a replacement because he's a compulsive spender with a PS3 addiction, his PS3 can use the internet anyway, his family's older but still functional computer is hidden behind a pile of crap and he's afraid to move it for fear of pissing his mom off, and even if he did get internet access back what's the point if his trolls just pester him again?

Also he refuses to do anything but play the PS3.

Though who the hell is "Rocky"? His new "buddy"/troll?[/quote]

Rocky is Rochelle Shoemaker, his pastoral counselor that Chris thinks is an adequate substitute for the psychiatrist he should be visiting. She's not a troll but according to various sources she's doing a good job of fucking Chris over.

Her advice to Chris consists of "Don't call yourself a retard, just say you're slow" and "Chris you aren't going to learn how to pick up chicks in couples counseling here join this social group for socially inept adults". She did not kick Chris out when she found out that his "grand trolling scheme" he tried to propose while "in disguise" one time was "Make Chris rape Rocky, he will compare himself to her mid-rape and see how inferior he is". That's all there really is to say about her.

I'm wondering how he's dealing with the whole PSN shut down thing.

After smashing his PS3 to get fake cheddar, he went a few days without one. He described it like he'd lost a close friend and apparently suffered withdrawal symptoms.