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Oh my god.

It's not even funny any more, and it was barely funny to begin with.

It's just... SAD.

Don't get me wrong, your 'review' of his comic is hilarious... But the real life videos...


His life passed the point of "sad" long before trolls found him. Nowadays it's like a train full of the cure for AIDS crashed into a baby seal orphanage on Christmas. And the train is caught in a time loop and keeps crashing over and over and over.


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You make good metaphors. I can respect that.

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I read he has autism.

Is this true, if so, I feel bad for making fun of HIM.

The comic I could care less about making fun of.

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Explotaro wrote:
I read he has autism.

Is this true, if so, I feel bad for making fun of HIM.

The comic I could care less about making fun of.


He does, but it doesn't excuse all of his idiocy.

Try reading this page. I guarantee you will not feel bad about making fun of him.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/White_knight


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Holy crap. Sounds like a bad card game.

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Why does he keep wearing plastic breast?


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZmq7rDVtvI&

for stuff like this.

>see husky man strut out wearing sports bra
Yeah, I stopped watching after that.

I feel sorry for him and everyone who knows him personally.

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all 5 of them


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Why does he keep wearing plastic breast?


Because it makes him look like more of a self loathing closet case with gender identity issues.

And besides, manchild+fake tits=hilarity.


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all 5 of them

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Explotaro wrote:
I read he has autism.

Is this true, if so, I feel bad for making fun of HIM.

The comic I could care less about making fun of.


He does, but it doesn't excuse all of his idiocy.

Try reading this page. I guarantee you will not feel bad about making fun of him.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/White_knight


Just wanted to take a few of my favorite points from that.... (Only read/skim this if you REALLY want to, or have the time, lol) Some of the worst/best are bolded.

    *After Ryan Cash died because of Chris, Chris marveled at how much power he had right after he tried to publicly console Clyde Cash.

    *. . . Chris listed the top ten worst things to have ever happened to him.The deaths of "two True and Good Women who [he] had friendships with," PandaHalo and Sarah Jackson, ranked seventh. Those tragic events ranked below getting banned from a game store, finding out two people from said store were posting info about him on ED, and having his personal websites hacked.

    *On 1 November 2009, Chris made a video involving Clyde being as "weak as the Twin Towers" and used his mouse cursor as a plane flying into them.

    *When Rashid Ali Abdul, an Iranian fan, told him that her country's religious authorities sentenced her to death by beheading for reading Sonichu, Chris said that he was sorry and that the situation was "Pitiful"

    *Chris is capable of doing some very bad things when provoked, which is a quite understandable (if not acceptable) response to trolling. However, "provocation" in this case doesn't necessarily mean harassment or trolling. Merely disagreeing with Chris or asking him why he does what he does can provoke an attack, up to and including threats of violence and death.

    *Chris insulted little kids in card games and scared some of them away from visiting The GAMe PLACe.

    *Chris sexually harassed a woman in real life. Megan made it explicitly clear to him that his physical contact and comments to her were unacceptable, but he continued anyway, convinced that eventually she would learn to love being molested by a mentally ill man-child and become his Sweetheart From The Ground Up.

    *After Megan yelled at Chris for uploading a picture of him fingerbanging her to Encyclopedia Dramatica, he did not apologize,[13] but rather explained to her (in a terribly naïve way) how a handjob works, under the misguided assumption that she merely was upset because she didn't recognize the sex act being performed, or in the hope that she would rationalize what he did on this basis. He then had the nerve to say to her, "I am hurting SOOOOO MUCH MORE than you can be."

    *After each of his online relationships ends, Chris starts looking for a new sweetheart right away, even if she died.

    *SonichuIzCool was (was) probably the only genuine fan of Sonichu discovered to date, someone who tried to defend Chris and his comic. She was also genuinely mentally retarded. In his YouTube message, Chris called her "naïve and slow in the mind".

    *In January 2010, a fan named Mike Jackson asked Chris for advice, whether he should watch porn with his family and buy a prostitute for his son, Mike Junior or not. Chris, being such an expert, allowed him to do so. In the end Mike Jr. ran away with the prostitute, and Mike asked Chris to make a Youtube video asking his son to come back home. Unfortunately, Chris is under a lot of stress, and can not make the video. Mike Jr. is married to the prostitute in Las Vegas, and his father died from sleeping pill overdose. Chris didn't even give a daisies about the obituary linked by Mike's wife, and responded to his son's grieves and anger with three words " I am sorry."

    *Chris spends your tax cheddar on luxuries and steals from his parents to buy video games he'll never play. He has the basic skills necessary to hold down a job, so long as it didn't require him to do much interacting with other people, and programs exist specifically to find appropriate jobs for the mentally challenged, but Chris hasn't even tried since being fired from Wendy's.
    Further reinforcing his selfishness and laziness, Chris and his family strongly agree it's better for him to hole up in his room and get paid for doing absolutely nothing than to seek out the challenge of finding gainful employment in the real world. This is based on the (quite possibly untrue) assertion that Chris can earn more on disability than from a job. By taking advantage of the government through vastly exaggerated claims of an easily manageable illness which they refuse to help Chris treat, Chris's parents are assured a steady income in the form of his room-and-board payments, and don't have to worry about Chris getting in trouble with the law again when he has another breakdown in public.

    *Someone carefully explained to Chris why he is a sexist. In response, Chris got angry. He is only interested in a guide on how to attract women without first making any changes to himself. Most ridiculous: he denies being overweight.

    *Vivian actually used to be a counter-troll, and warned Chris several times that PandaHalo was a troll. Chris fell for PandaHalo anyway. She then tried to talk some daisies sense on him over AIM. But Chris proved to be so goddamn stubborn, she actually tossed the towel and became a troll out of spite. In Vivitheg's words: "i've tried for 3 hours now; it's like fighting a wall, i can't beat the wall no matter how hard i try".

    *High school and college are the places and moments where people are given their first and often only chance to become a functioning part of society. They gave Chris an even greater chance because he's autistic. They lent him a friendly, caring hand and opened themselves to his friendship, males and females alike. And what did Chris do? He refused, by choice, to associate with anyone who wasn't female, young, rich, white, and within the Charlottesville area.

    *When the Dean gave him a chance to reform his behavior, he kept going with his bullshit, and was rightly kicked out of Piedmont Virginia Community College for a full year. What did he learn from that? He learned that Mary Lee Walsh was an evil hag with a personal vendetta against him. He was given several chances to learn that his loitering and soliciting were not appropriate behavior in a public place, and what did he learn? He learned that mall cops are Jerkops, that Virginia is for Virgins, and that his Love Quest was a matter of him against the world, with the world in the role of the villain.

    *He screams "I'M STRAIGHT!" when you tell him up front that you're a guy. When you tell him his current "girlfriend" is actually a troll, he'll accuse you of wanting to "break up the relationship for the lulz."


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My God, he's really messed up.

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you are knowlegable of Chris chan and his shenanigans

welcome to the forum.

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Panties wrote:
you are knowlegable of Chris chan and his shenanigans

welcome to the forum.


I can't tell if you're joking or not. I knew Chris was messed up, but I didn't know he was THIS messed up.

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