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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:39 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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yeah, that's what i meant XD

edit: imma cravin' an update

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Is there a proper website where all the comics are posted?


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Nachalnik wrote:
Is there a proper website where all the comics are posted?


I guess you could check whatever site they're being hosted from.

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thanks XD
is there any way i can improve it at all

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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So, anything anyone wants to know about Chris without risking your sanity?

Here's the story of how he got banned from the Game Place.

Throughout 2008, Chris did not stop bitching about the ED page. The staff and patrons kept up to date, and since Chris had already been kicked out of the store twice Snyder was looking for any excuse to get him out before he started costing him more cheddar. I think I've described Chris's behavior but here's a rundown

1. He'd hog the wide screen for hours to play single player games. When Snyder told him to quit Chris got huffy and wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a box.
2. He was afraid that the black kids would take his stuff.
3. He was a terrible sport.
4. He didn't realize he looked like a huge pedophile.
5. He threw fits about the Xbox in public.
6. He sang aloud to Britney Spears music.

All of this and more was scaring customers away. One day in 2008, with Megan as a witness, Chris got into a screaming match with a small child. Snyder told him to leave and never come back. Chris ran outside and called his mom, who came to the store and started screaming at Snyder. Not because she's the "DON'T YOU DARE HARM MY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE" type of mom, but because she's the kind of crazy redneck that's always looking for an excuse to sue someone. They took their dispute into a back room, and Barb apparently started bitching about how she wasn't offered a chair and actually sat on the floor and refused to move. Then when the cops Snyder called arrived, she whined about this to them(she's still sore about this even today).

The cops told her to shut up and that Snyder can ban whoever he wants because he's the goddamn manager you delusional whore. Chris was then escorted out. He was very unhappy and he's been trying to get unbanned for years now, to no avail.


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Ultra Bidoof wrote:
... here's a rundown of Chris' behavour at the Game Place

1. He'd hog the wide screen for hours to play single player games. When Snyder told him to quit Chris got huffy and wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a box.
2. He was afraid that the black kids would take his stuff.
3. He was a terrible sport.
4. He didn't realize he looked like a huge pedophile.
5. He threw fits about the Xbox in public.
6. He sang aloud to Britney Spears music.

All of this and more was scaring customers away.


HORROR OF HORRORS!

Chris singing is ear-bleed-inducing already, but BRITNEY SPEARS MUSIC oh gawd

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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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6. He sang aloud to Britney Spears music.

I don t see the problem here


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 Post subject: Re: Let's Zap to the Extreme!
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Kira87 wrote:
Ultra Bidoof wrote:
6. He sang aloud to Britney Spears music.

I don t see the problem here


Chris doesn't so much "sing" as he does "yell so loud he drowns out the original lyrics".

He'd do this every time a Britney song came up on the store's track. For eight years. In public. In front of children half his age.


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