AWKWARD ZOMBIE

WHY DID I LOOK AT THAT

Effing LAWL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TREWHpjD2Rc

I like how the voice over says "Multiple heavy things on the chair" but then the things fall off right when he picks it up.

Also, compare and contrast.
Shit
Better?

Yes.

From this study, SCIENCE has concluded that anything Chris does is better when someone else does it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtFrr_TDd98
The CWCki is a gold mine, if gold were horrifying and made you shake your head in disgust.

You know what's the craziest thing about this all?

The guy wants children. Or rather, a daughter. One that he once saw in a dream. When he was in grade school. And he took it as a sign from God/Jesus/GodJesus.

It enters mind-fuck central where he saw her as "white" in his dream and thus her potential mother has to be white. Then again, it might be his racism at work, and he is unwilling to imagine a girl of any other ethnicity as being his daughter.

Which brings the point of why any ethnicity should be so unfortunate as to be tainted by the defective bloodline of CWC. But I digress.

When Kacey told our (un)favorite idiot manchild off in their final phone call, she asked him how would he take care of his daughter when he didn't have so much as a job. His response? "One day at a time". Which any sane person would tell you is NOT how you take care of a kid.

Of course, we can be thankful that the way things are going, CWC will *never* have a kid. Women can sense his creepiness a mile away, he's too stupid and wimpy to be a decent stalker, and we can be thankful that if genetics ever advances to the point of cloning, CWC would be the *last* person they'd want to borrow DNA from. And Chris-Chan is not going to change.

And assuming that rare, one-in-waithowmanyzeroesareinthis chance that he does have a kid happens? CPS will come down like the Wrath and take it away to better homes. Of course, we'd be more worried about that half-dozen planetkiller asteroids coming out way and the fact that Hell's temperature is absolute zero, but there ya go.

I'm thinking that "One day at a time" answer he gave was something he stole off some show or someone else and assumed was some sort of mind-blowing Zen philosophy to impress Kacey. Too bad he's a total twit so he came off even worse than he usually does.

Bitches are crazy. Charles Manson still gets love letters from fans.

He probably didn't have the dream in grade school. He might have had the dream when he was in community college, it's hard to tell. He also thinks that the dream was an exact vision of the future, where he has a daughter, an office job, and apparently the building collapses on take your daughter to work day.


I wouldn't call Chris an overt racist. He only seems to grasp racial slurs as special insults that are super effective against particular ethnic groups. One time, at PVCC, he was approached by two black girls who wanted to know what the hell was up with his sign. I don't know the details but he basically told them they were ineligible to be his girlfriend because they were black. Which got him in trouble...until someone figured out that Chris was being stupid as usual and didn't think saying "You can't be Sailor Moon, you're not white" would piss someone off.




More or less.

Now that I've read almost everything the CWCki has to offer, I'm glad Chris quit the interwebs. Even though all of Chris's shenanigans are entertaining, once he quits broadcasting his failures he might have some peace.

Apart from the trolls who constantly prank call him of course.

You should get an award. How about a fanta?

Actually, Fanta does sound pretty good ri-


NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

Thing is, Charles Manson was a *charismatic* crazy SOB, who knew how to play on people's emotions when he needed to. The girls who joined him on his massacres were probably as crazy as he was, but he was good at controlling them. Plus, Manson actually is a celebrity (albeit a criminal one at that), and those have their own halo of attractive, as perverse and horrible as the notion might be.

By contrast, CWC has *anti*-charisma. It's the sort of thing that causes people to run away from you as fast as they can, because sooner or later, they just can't stand you. I mean, how many "White Knights" turned into trolls just because they tried to talk sense into him, and thus were unfortunate enough to enter direct conversation with him? Plus, CWC is only a celebrity in his own mind.

Also, those women are usually psychopathic wannabe killers them self, or think they're being dark and edgy by hooking up with a murderer. Neither applies to Chris.

Still, I the risk is there, no matter how small. But, I wonder if Chris is actually fertile. I'm unfortunate enough to have seen the pics of his dick and... well, it doesn't look good. Also, all that fat food and sitting on his booty all day won't have done wonders for his sperm. Not to mention giving his dick frostbite by putting it in the snow.

I'm inclined to agree with the Saint on this one. Chris covers such a wide spectrum of sheer repulsion that nobody could possibly look past it all and feel genuine attraction for him, much less consider the kind of long-term relationship he thinks he's destined for.

His best chance to get near a woman for any reason is through pity, and he's not modest or intelligent enough to play that to his advantage.

Further putting the odds of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.