AWKWARD ZOMBIE

oh ok, how the heck did it end up like that XD

What the fuck is going on with the Family Guy version of Chris now?

Oh sweet mercy what the Hell is going on with any of this.

See, this is the hilarious part about Sonichu: the metahumor about how fucked up CWC is.

Anyways, I'm not a fan of Family Guy (more of a Simpsons devotee), but the way I see it, Chris-Chan is trying to gain more fame this way. By having McFarlane do the CWC's sketch (which I doubt he ever will), Chris can gain even more fame by saying "Hey! Look at me! I'm such hot shit I even write for McFarlane!" I know everybody's probably understood this by now, it's just that CWC is a massive fame whore.

Why isn't Chris in a reality show again? I mean, we have reality shows about where several girls line up to see who gets in Flava Flave's pants! It's not like reality shows have any actual standard, just throw Chris in with the other whiners and get him to shut up already.

So apparently Magi and Sonichu just hang out with each other a lot.

...HOMOEROTIC OVERTONEEEES.

He saw it on ED and then his artistic ability happened.

Burghl, I almost barfed. That was pretty daisies bad. Also, I find my self looking forward as much to Ultra Bidoof's explanation's as to Zang's updates.



I, uh, do this as well.

I think Daniel Tosh should give Chris a web redemption.....but then freak Chris out by dressing in drag.

Peter chris is a more accurate version of himself than he usually draws himself

Jesus, I just read the Kasey's Father call and oh my god it was righteous. Sadly he won't take a single second of it to heart.

it's not so bad if your more social than chris

Been suggested before. The answer is no.



1. You overestimate Chris. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes and has an ego the size of Everest. He already thinks he's world famous and has over a billion fans(I'm not exaggerating), and that there's just some minor threshold he needs to cross to start making cheddar. At one point he suggested that Shigeru Miyamoto would be more eager to meet him than the other way around.

2. He's not a fame whore, he's a recognition whore.

3. His life is already a reality show.

I'd call it more of a Safari cruise, myself. Despite the very stark detail afforded to the viewers, plenty of what goes on behind the scenes is left unexplored due to proximity concerns. It also fits the theme of morbid fascination more than a reality show, which is usually enjoyed because of more... intentional forms of entertainment. We're not so much watching Chris demean himself for our enjoyment as we are studying him, really. He would have to consider his own actions demeaning for it to be a reality show, which he clearly doesn't.

Additionally, I would wager that he behaves more like an animal than any other human that any of us knows. Desperate, unfeeling compulsion to reproduce? Aggressive tendencies towards all male competition, regardless of circumstance? Extremely territorial? Little to no capacity for intelligent reasoning? I could easily argue that the last point is even worse than that of an animal. Look at how many of his "sweethearts" have been trolls. Lab rats have demonstrated better pattern-matching skills than he has.

It all fits. All of it.

He is the next step in de-evolution. He has changed from Homo Sapien to Homo Phobicmanchildea.

Why does this make too much sense?