AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A rather scary amount of effort went into this.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_chronology

Dammit, I had forgotten about the Wasabi Clan.


Chris fails Native American history for forever and he should feel terrible.
Also this made me laugh:


That's on the Cherokian Clan page.

This thread, along with the cwcki, is my secret obsession.

Says the member with the Equius avatar.
Dohoho <3

What's sad is that I hold my pencil in an extremely similar fashion, except left-handed.
And I believe I draw fairly well.
http://chidokyo.deviantart.com/gallery/

On an unrelated note, I love your art, Airigh. Can't wait for that Sonichu Redux.

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You are going to have wrist problems when you are older.

Haaaaaa, oh shet.
I've been doing it ever since I've learned how to write.

..I also hold my pen similarly. D: I triple-checked to see if it was different...aside from the finger spacing, it really isn't.

I have carpal tunnel syndrome. Coincidence? No one ever bothered to correct how I held my pencil in school. Even in kindergarten I noticed I held it wrong but I could never figure out how to do it properly until it was too late. OTL That said, I'm not a totally terrible artist.

Yeah, bending your wrist like that for long periods of time, crushes the nerves causing carpel tunnel and arthritis i think

It's that time again everyone


please forgive me for this



OOOh God whyyyyyyyy

okay so

Magi-chan and pictures of mantard all over this page

moving along




...."our first date was dood."?

what?


is-is that even a phrase?

did people say that? ever?!?


what?!?


w-

what the fuck?

apparently Bionic is as socially retarded as Chris.

BECAUSE IF A GIRL KISSES YOU YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY GONNA FUCK THE NEXT TIME YOU GO ON A DATE



Chris imagining himself holding hands with a girl





Going through space AND time?

gee how original

not at all like the chaos emeralds

nope.



Jesus Christ did she just compare this manchild to fucking Goku

Oh look at that, he traced Goku's face too, how quaint.



haha what is wrong with his fingers in that second panel

I mean obviously Chris doesn't know how to hands but that looks downright painful.

I mean ow



...wait....so chris imaginably acts out scenarios with different characters in his head?


hahahhahhahahhahahahahahaha


AAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT




Oh god

you know Mcfarlin can come up with stupid shit all on his own Chris. thanks, though.



You know It would be a lot less painful if he drew himself like this the whole comic.



....



what.

how the fuck do you OMIT a panel of a goddamn COMIC as retarded as yours? I mean the whole rest of the comic was gross and silly in a really really annoying way, why save the remainder of our brain cells? I mean fuck it, we've gotten this far might as well fry the rest of our minds.



wait a minu-





THE BASTARD GOT UBOA TOO

GOD WHY

WHYYYYYYYYY




THAT WASNT FUNNY

JUST

MURDEROUS



what

did

did he just steal Peter Griffon?

you sick son of a bitch



and then they go back int tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime

oh man bout to get soooo scifi up in here


wait no it wont because chris is a fuckhead



wow that is the most retarded way to time travel ever.

why am I not surprised at all.

AAAAAAAAND THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR TODAY


DRINK THAT BRAIN BLEACH AND IN THE MEANTIME


ZAP


TO THE


EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

Why am I cursed with seeing things that can be taken out of context?

GYAH, HE TOOK UBOA? WHAT THE FFFF... wait, why is uboa's face on the front of a frikkin car/monster/mutant/thingamajig/idk/fdsafs anyway... that whole peter griffin style thing just... looks like someone threw up on a page, let a few ants crawl on it, then dry cleaned it and then interpreted that as the 'plot' to that section.


don't worry, i saw it too.

First things first I think I said this already but Chris learned all of his relationship skills from harem anime. I mean it makes sense if you're an idiot. After all, the guy in the TV has TONS of girls going after him, so you should mimic what he does except instead of picking one you should have sex with all of them.

This was the last episode to ever feature Megan. I guess she'd originally told Chris to take her out of the comic period, but he took it to mean "don't put me in a daisies miniskirt you creep". In typical Chris fashion, he tried to sneak back on the deal again and paired Bionic with Megagi so he'd at least have an excuse to keep her in the comic. In fact, now that I think of it, that's probably the only reason Bionic is even in the comic at all.

On the topic of Bionic, he's Chris's first recolor. When he was in high school, he liked to read Goosebumps in class for some stupid reason. Due to his lack of imagination, he had to imagine Sonic characters and himself acting out the roles(at one point he tried to memorize how he looked in the mirror so he could do this). Hence, he was probably reenacting a scene in a book.

How this happened is kind of funny. Chris was the waterboy on the school basketball team, and at one point during practice he had the daydream the comic described. Someone hit him in the head with a basketball, and this somehow caused him to figure out the concept of Sonic recolors.

I still think Bionic has the most ridiculous origin story out of all the stupid Sonic OCs ever though. There's the usual junk about being Sonic's missing brother or some stupid crap, but Chris's "why have we not seen him before" excuse is "HE FELL INTO A SECRET DIMENSION WHEN HE JUMPED INTO A BUSH AFTER A BASKETBALL SONIC THREW THERE WHEN THEY WERE FIVE AND THE SECRET DIMENSION WAS THE BASKETBALL DIMENSION WHERE EVERYONE PLAYED BASKETBALL ALL THE TIME".

Chris... this has to be the least consistent art in your comic ever. He can't even mantain his own "style" (if it can be called that).

He actually doesn't know about Uboa and the whole thing was an accident. This was the image he was trying to trace in the third pannel btw.



And this was the original version.




One last thing hit Chris before the trolling. I don't remember if I mentioned it but the Parappa contest happened and Chris tried to cheat like crazy, convinced that if he won Megan would put out. He tried to disqualify three of the videos, stuffed the ballot box, tried to get other people to help him stuff the box, and even tried to enact some scheme that involved a fake results page hailing him as the winner and the actual winners as runner-ups(don't ask how that was supposed to work it doesn't make any sense).

A few months later, on 26 October 2007, Chris was mentioned on SA by a goon who discovered his Sonichu business cards in the PVCC library in 2004ish. Shortly afterwards 4chan caught word and Sonichu(along with Chris) became a meme on /v/. Four days later, the troll known as Evan decided to send Chris some of 4chan's fanart to see how he'd react.

Their correspondence is on the CWCki page entitled "Masturbating and Squritin'".

Needless to say 4chan exploded with laughter. The ED page on Chris was created by Howellgames around the start of November to store the emails Evan was getting from Chris, as well as some riffing on Sonichu.

A lot of crazy crap started to happen at once. At first, apparently not understanding ED, Chris made this video in an attempt to get the ED article rewritten to "better reflect his person". In the process he revealed multiple embarassing details about himself, which only made the page bigger.



Three days later a picture of Goatse was added to his ED article. Chris snapped and started trying to vandalize his ED page. I'll go into that later.

Around the time he finished Sonichu 7, Megan severed all contact with him because he posted his personal Rule 34 of her on ED. Chris was unhappy.

During all of this, Chris was trying to write Sonichu 7. The issue took him nearly a full year and a half to complete due to stress.