AWKWARD ZOMBIE

RockKind.

Trainer TYLER threw a ROCK!

Anyways, so Vriska was manipulated by a mysterious entity? Wowzers! No wonder she's so bitter. She was kind of a jerk to GA, though.

How can you hate her? She's awesome.


I would have either spear or flail kind for my weapon.

Yeah, I love people that make other people fall from a cliff and break their legs and enjoy it a lot.

Goddamit Hussie I like spiderbitch now

this just isn't fair


EDIT:

And I also just became aware that if John hadn't prototyped with a harlequin doll, Jack Noir wouldn't have flipped the fuck out over wearing a silly hat, and wouldn't have fucked everyone's shit up so badly


Dammit John.

Yes I'm sure he would have enjoyed wearing that dress from Rose's prototypings.

This is true


But still

Basskind would be my choice of weapon, and I'd prototype my Kernelsprite with a bass amp and my dragon plushie.

Let's add something new to the list of what-if: fetch modi. I would choose Array Mode, because I'm boring like that and I want my freaking stuff to be freaking available when I freaking need it.

Actually, I'd much prefer some kind of Directory Mode (made this up myself), so I can at least properly organize my sylladex into folders.

Swordandshieldkind
Fuck you I will make it work.

Alright

I've decided I'd prototype with a clock, and a cat

batkind


and my fetch modi would be dictionary mode

I just look up the item or something I guess

Considering how some fetch modi work, Dictionary Mode would probably allow you to store only one item per letter, and you'd need to shout (a word starting with) that letter to summon it. I'm basing this assumption on Dave Strider's Hash Map Mode, which works kinda like that, only with Hash Maps rather than alphabetic orders.

I'm cool with that.

I would have either a pocket or library modus.

Pocket would work based off of how many pockets you have on you. (hooray for baggy goth pants with triple digit pockets) Only set back is trying to find everything and it would weigh you down to have that many pockets. Otherwise with clothing with very few pockets you'd have little inventory room.

Library whould sort everything by item type; animal/vegetable/mineral/mechanical/other.
It would have the cards become a page in a book, and each book is sorted into the aformentioned types for holding items. In order to retrieve an item or just a card you have to tear out a page in a book. Each book can only hold a set amount of pages, and you couldn't put things like "mineral" in the "animal" book.

I'd use a blendtec blender as my prototyping weapon.

You know it'd be awesome.

What would happen if you were to prototype your sprite with food?
Also, dang it Vrom how are you getting all these Vriska images.

If you're going for a blender then why not just make your weapon a cuisinart?

I have my ways...