AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I make the wordfilters.

Are you not entertained?

Well it's that time again folks



Okay so apparently this issue has something to do with clovers and dogs

Oh God what have I gotten myself into.





seriously what the fuck? So the dog has /feelings/ for his master? Chris chan is into beastiality now?

this will not end well.



so...the dog eats clovers, and an oh so awfully familiar tard comes out looking for her.



Oh god.

chris is using mspaint to edit his pictures

oh god. not only do we have to see shitty drawings, but we also have to look at chris's deformed face. pray for me.



WHY



MY IMAGINATION

In my.....pop flyin' place. There are other upstanding members of society there.

don't you want to be with the rest of them?



okay

my jaw bodaciously dropped.

a twenty seven year old MAN.

this is his room

let that sink in for a second.

now come over here and wat with me.



God daisies it Chris, now you're bastardizing Popeye? you sick fuck.

you know what I find astounding is that he had to have help with this. Someone had to take these pictures.

that means someone supported him doing this.

God daisies it, Virginia.



so he opens up a fucking MAGIC CRAYOLA PORTAL in the middle of his manchild room and they all get sucked in.

and yet I am not at all surprised.




okay what the fuck is going on with his anatomy?

I swear he keeps changing size and shape of every way possible. every panel.

someone stop this mindfuckery.



so apparently Chris has his very own satellite

because NASA just gives any manchild a satellite to do whatever the fuck they want with it.



and chris adds in another one of his stalking victims to his comic.

fucking lol'd.



okay so I was right. Chris totally has fallen for his dog.

for his goddamn dog

I mean I think his morals go about as far as "if it's got a vajayjay, i'm good."



and as you have guessed, this character/episode is inspired by Chris's dead dog.


now, at first sight, this makes chris appear almost human.


until you read the conversations he's had where he compares someones dead relative to him losing his dog.




that's all for now folks! see you next time.

and like sonichu always says:


let's zap to the extreme!

... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE ...


Also, in that last picture of him, is that motherfucking Ash's hat he's wearing?

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THIS COMIC COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE

I stopped reading at the "let's go give you a bath and food" bit.



This one is just too weird.

You know the sad part is? I actually had to get a drink the moment I saw "It's that time again!"

Because I can't seem to enjoy this comic sober.

Actually that looks like a pretty nice dog in the photo in that last panel... but, as usual, Chris-Chan ruins it with his Aura of Faggotry
at least you can't see his face.....

Ah, Patti.

She was, of course, Chris's dog. And possibly the only being in the world Chris actually ever cared about.

She's the only formerly-living creature to get a proper memorial in the comics. Chris actually broke down in tears a year after her death. This may seem normal but Chris never does this for anyone else. When PandaHalo "died", he moved on within twelve hours and never spoke of it again. When Ivy "killed herself" he made a music video...about how he was in the market for a girlfriend again.

It's also something of a joke to suggest digging up Patti as a last-ditch trolling method. Of course, when Chris tried to "infiltrate" the "inner circle", this was one of the fake plans he saw.

Hilarity ensued.

wait, did Chris seriously write that?

So.

Do I draw Punchy, Wild, or Megagi next?

I vote Punchy

Wait....aw HELL NAH

why yes I believe it is.


But umm....in my younger days I used to like pokemon and I umm.....


Iownthesamehat -cough-

Yep.

What bothers me is that Chris had plenty of deterrents grounded in reality, like:

"What if Bob owns a gun and Chris doesn't know about it?"
"What if someone else in the neighborhood owns a gun and mistakes us for someone robbing them?"
"Guys doesn't Chris watch this forum he could have the cops waiting for us"
"Guys I think this could actually be illegal"

But no. He went with:

"DON'T COME TO MY HOUSE THERE'S GHOSTS!"

I've had dogs. I've dealt with their death. The loss of a friend that close is devastating.

But I've never personified them as anthropomorphic canine-people and fell in love with them.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ.