AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I know. It sounds far more appealing than Sonichu. I'm really looking forward to seeing more about it.

Honestly, a writer putting him/herself in a story alongside his/her own characters rarely works. I admit, I did it too when I was about ten years old. But at least I didn't make myself into an inaccurately well-liked person who the characters referred to as daddy. In fact, I kind of portrayed myself as this cruel little sadist who loved to toy with my characters' lives. They kind of hated my guts, but you can't really blame them for that, considering how I kind of dropped anvils and other heavy objects on their heads on a regular basis. Hooray for factoids about my personal life that nobody gives a daisies about!

What a kooky world indeed Ms. Walsh.

I agree. Every time Megagi appears, she looks ready to brutally stab someone. It's not like she's the only character who seems to have a mouth that never closes, either. It's just something about the way Chris draws her.

Airigh, I know it's not guaranteed that you would even include such a minor character in your parody, and it would take you quite a long time to even get to this point in the story anyways, but if you ever do, please.

Please make Megagi extremely creepy. She's my favorite character in this horrible series.

You guys like Megagi, huh? I liked her too.
Then Chris turned her into another of his Mary-Sue woodland creature monstrosities.
Also she wasn't one of his characters to begin with. Megan came up with her, but the original name was Spunky Skunk. Chris prolly changed it because it reminded him of
fanta

Yeah... I know. I looked up the CWCki page in the hopes that I would find more psychotic grins, but no such luck.

Of course, it's easy to stay true to the source material and still be extremely creepy, in this case. All you'd have to do is make her a Yandere.

I doubt anyone cares about Bionic the Hedgehog either, so you could probably take it all the way to the Murder Phase if you wanted.

Great.
Terrific.
Perfect.
Fan-fucking-tastic.

I know I promised you guys a tutorial but I am not feeling very well so I did not make one WOO.

Anyway here is Sonichu in all his douchebaggy glory yadda yadda yadda.

awesome as usual XD

He exudes pure douche-baggery.

One might even call him... a douchefag.

he doesn't start out gay (or at least openly gay), Magi pulls him out of the closet.

Sorry, I'm touchy on details.

No need to apologise, it's not like I was super srs :p.

Ok, but I'd probably end up making Mary Lee Walsh into a neutral, librarianish character to prevent every female character from being fucking insane.
Bubbles doesn't really count as sane because she didn't get a lot of contact with humans and is thus pretty abnormal.

No. That will not do.

Mary Lee Walsh must be a sexy blonde demoness whose tits block out the sun or she is automatically out of character. She can totally be a librarian-type, but you've got to do this or else you have already failed at Sonichu fanfiction.

And make Megagi the creepy stalker type. The irony will be delicious.

will you please remember that Mary Lee Walsh was based on a real college teacher?

A relatively mediocre and old-looking teacher?

She looks like this;



I don't want to remove any more of her poor internet dignity. The poor lady has had it rough. Besides, I have already decided that Bubbles is our designated fanservice provider.

Also, I see Magi as being depressed and a bit moody/grumpy and also lazy, trying to use his powers as little as possible. Although he miiiiiiiiiiight get a little stalkery with Sonichu, we'll have to see how I feel after a few mood swings.