AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This isn't something new for Chris. He's been fakeposting on his own sites ever since he made the first Sonichu site in 2000-ish. But back then people actually replied. So he's super ronery.

and then i returned

LAST TIME ON ZAP TO THE EXTREME



WE WERE LEFT WITH A SIDEWAYS PIECE OF SHIT

YOU TURN YOUR HEAD? GUESS WHAT CHRIS WINS .



Dear God he's bastardized South Park now too.

Time for Capital punishment. Chef will surely crush them all.

Also shouldnt he be in a Vadar suit?



okay all I could make of this is Chef is a robot and he has a boner.

also the floor is made of chains. what.

"you are far too puny to grab my tail and spin me around and knock me into the bombs!"

Chris you monster.



I...I think they got knocked over and then some boomerang came out of nowhere and they were pop flyin' to see this.


seriously the fuck is goin on?



Oh look sailor girl and Purple Bastard thing is back! cool beans, let's get this show on the road.


...Magagi. best character he's ever made, no?

actually he probably stole her but whatever.



Seriously I love how all the characters compliment Chris as often as possible.

gee golly Chris sure is smart

Chris sure is awesome

Chris sure got a smokin gal

Chris so imaginative


oh wait he's is/does none of that.



What the fuck are they even shooting at? a black circle? the fuck?

OH LOOKS LIKE WALSH HAS GOT ONE ON HIM

PLEASE BE FATAL.





dat panel six



God what the fuck?

"he who's name is reverse"

is that even english what the hell

AGAHLJSDF';]XCJV



wait what?

here's an idea: just kill chris or seal him away or whatever

no dont you let him out you bitch seal that sick fuck up.

dont

you



Okay So apparently Crystal threw Meg out before she could be sealed away.

somewhat noble. A moment of silence perhaps.


whatthefuckamikidding, that was a character made by Chris

not a single fuck was given that day.



wait....is....is Chris smiling?


he's fucking smiling!

you sick bastard!

and what is with the blue moles on his cheeks

you disgust me.



AUGH FUCK GET THAT BITCH OUT OF MY FACE



SHIT THAT'S EVEN WORSE

A PANTY SHOT THATS EVEN WORSE

GOD I AM NAUSEATED NOW

LIKE SERIOUSLY



wait a minute....


something....something bad happened to one of the Characters?


Is he.....is he adding...[i]conflict[i] to his story?


the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?



This is the next page. I am confus and sick to my stomach. like i'm not even joking



so apparently RL Megan drew this for him...

that.....that's not [i]that bad[i] I guess.

whatever, the fact that it's surrounded by Chris-chan-ness nulls any quality that it may have had.


Thats all for now. Zap to the extreme.


dear God i need to vomit.

I can barely tell what the fuck is going on anymore. You also gotta love how the other sonichus did abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

Why are there mouths always off to the side :U

*Before reading*
Yay! Update!
*After reading*
OH GOD WHY

Ok. This was made in mid-2006.

The Chef-bot was apparently supposed to be his CADD teacher from PVCC. Chris portrayed him as Chef because he was black. And he's apparently "evil" because he kept telling Chris things like "No, this is bad, do it over" whenever Chris would work on an assignment in his class. And then fail him when he couldn't do anything right. And then he failed his project, which was apparently a design for his imaginary mall.

The reason for the disclaimer with Rosechu was, well...Megan found out about the pages. It didn't end well and she was shocked that Chris kept drawing her in a miniskirt and tried a panty shot and tried to make it look like she was even interested in him in the slightest. Chris being Chris, just apologized, tossed in the disclaimer, and thought "Wow, she's saying she doesn't like me at all! THAT MEANS SHE LOVES ME! FICTION SAYS SO! I'M GETTING CLOSER TO SEX, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

What bothers me the most is the cover. Crystal is supposed to be...well, to be blunt she's either his stupid imaginary sister or his stupid imaginary daughter. Either way he so hated the idea of his Sue losing so much he wrote off a lesser Sue.

Chris really really really hates the idea of his characters being incapacitated/defeated/killed/in the wrong, by the way.



Because that's how they draw them in Sonic and Chris can't think of drawing them in any other way.

You know, this series just might have been readable (and by that I mean I could have read this without my lower intestine and my spinal cord teaming up in an attempt to leap out through my ears and cover my eyes), had that goddamn narcissist left himself and his pathetic excuse for a personal life out of the comics.

I missed this garbage almost.

But then it would just be a run of the mill bad Sonic fancomic. Chris's narcissism is what makes Sonichu an especially bad comic.

... He can't even spell his own name right . Wtf


Also, the drawing by Megan, why does the sailor look kind of okay but the moon she's sitting on is absolute crap?

She probably copy/traced it, and drew the moon herself.

wtf, in the 5th panel, does she have a walrus' flipper for a hand there

Oh hey, it's Naitsirhc. He hasn't shown up in a while.

The best part of the comic is looking at what emotions the faces convey and comparing them to the emotion Chris thinks they convey.

Also in watching Chris try to draw humans.

That's what I am DOING.

:V