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DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:39 am

Chris Chan will forever be remembered alongside such architectural greats as Sir Christopher Wren and Frank Gehry.

Cori · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:07 am

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Chris doesn't have a degree in CADD. He has a certificate, which is what his comic self is talking about, but not a degree. When confronted with this he called it a "Degree and Certificate". This may refer to the fact that he does have an associate's degree in Applied Science, which he probably got along with said certificate. I can only assume that Chris assumed that since they came in the same bag they were both for CADD.

His degree plan, begun in 2000, usually takes people about two years to earn. He finally got the degree and certificate set in 2006, around the time he drew the comic you're reading now. It's generally assumed that the degree was given out so Bob would stop pestering the school, as Episode 13 (this comic right now) has evidence suggesting that Chris did poorly in the class. It won't be hard to miss.

He's kind of pop flyin' now, at this point in time. He's getting into animu, he's even gone to two cons, he's got a nice little hangout where he can play pokeymans with the kids, he's got all the video games the taxpayer can buy him, and there's a girl he thinks he has in the bag. His life is basically stress-free, from his perspective.

In a year, a goon who went to PVCC will post a link to the Sonichu site on SA. 4chan will find out a few days later. Lulz ensues and I can start explaining in detail.

barrelferret wrote:

Ah. That makes a little more sense.
Still, if his PSN account is important enough he would shove his medallion up his rear, he could go and look for matches.
Then again, the state his house is in...

I think he didn't have any at the time, and he didn't feel like getting in the car and driving out to the store to buy some.

FMAWolf · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:45 am

I...

What.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:28 am

...I'm not really surpised
I have probably learned who chris is always will be, the only that can blindside me is if chris did something nice out of his own genuine kindness

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

They have human versions of the boners (squick) featured on the Rule 34 site.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:43 am

not surprised

General · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:21 am

So I'm learning how to Blender again so I can make a Sonichu Hat and jiggleboned tail for the Scoot.
Y/N

Boj · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:40 pm

General wrote:

So I'm learning how to Blender again so I can make a Sonichu Hat and jiggleboned tail for the Scoot.
Y/N

kewl XD

Ganelon · **Joined:** Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:30 pm **Posts:** 555

I'd like to point out that the woman with the anime hair is wearing nothing under her coat/unbuttoned shirt.

Those gosh-darned Jerkops won't even tolerate prostitution, apparently.

Actually, on that note, the guy who broke them up is bodaciously just a torso. The scenery drawn between the gaps in that bench is clearly depicted, and his lower half simply isn't there. Now that's dedication to the line of duty.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:04 pm

OH LOOK SONICHU

feel free to comment on that cause this is one huge wall of text about jerkops

2 things I see wrong, 1. chris apparently broke his left thumb, and 2. he has obtained a clubbed foot out of thin air

it's like I opened pandora's box. and it also seems that chris is able too track everyone in 100 mile radius in CWCville, that is NOT good to know

keepster33 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:11 pm

Big brudda is watching little cuz.-surfshack tito

Sammich Monster · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:20 pm

DAT LAST HAND

NIGHTMARES

Zang · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:08 pm

*cracks fingers*

GUESS WHO'S BACK?

okay I know good and well that most of you just pulled a tl;dr

let me translate:

"Hey sonic i got girl i know we sex soon maybe.

gud. she girlfeind free to?

that is true

DDD"

and then the speaker comes on and lets out a "cops are preventing public affection in general. no ppoon for you today"

You know, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he actually has a self made skin for his DS.

In matter of fact I would be surprised if he didn't.

Guys, it's pretty easy to take over the world if this chick thought this out.

"We take over fuckhead's imaginary pop flyin' place and then we take over THE WORLD with it!"

because, ya know, an army of a manchild and his imaginary friends are just so powerfull.

Oh man what the hell that looks painful

Geezus. that.... his hips are like, fucking broken.

and i mean how the hell is that even possible

but then again, maybe Julay made his hips a little more flexible than they should be.

oh wow did that officer just salute him?

what the fuck?

ociffer there is most definantly a fucking problem here.

Oh great another rucking special effects pa

OH GOD THE SWEET RELIEF

w-what's this?

a cover page?

HAHA

AHAHAHAHAHHAAA

THATS ALL FOR NOW

ZAP TO THE EXTREME AND WHATNOT

Oh God where's the brain bleach

Taruta · **Posted:** Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:15 pm

The king has returned, hooray! Rejoice everybody!

*takes a shot of brain bleach* God, that summoning and transformation sequence was needlessly long.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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