AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My shit would be stolen by a street thug, traded for some illegal contraband, sold to a shady car dealership owner who is then stabbed and mugged for his pocket cheddar (and my shit) the next day, which then eventually finds itself in the hands of a Middle-Eastern pirate who lands in a secluded region of Madagascar to stash away all his sweet loot (and consequently, my shit) in an underwater cave grotto a mile beneath sea level.

That's how bad I would lose my shit.

My shit will jettison itself onto a fucking rocket that gets shot into space, does laps around the goddamn moon, slingshots through the asteroid belt and finally pile drives into Jupiter's goddamn core.

I thought Exeres was replying to the XKCD strip with that quote. So I read it as a penis joke.

Pfffffft.

His drill pierces the heavens.

Penny Arcade is funny. But damn, this is a little vivid.

Scipio is quickly becoming my favorite character. He is Frigg's anti-troll.

Rolling around on the floor

Bumping into walls

screaming

screaming

screaming

Viral you are the best and nobody will ever top your magnificent bullshit

I was waiting for you to see that.
Shit's going downtown, man.

So I found this one comic about a boy and his talking dog, and it reminds me of Minus to a very high degree.
Here's the link, but it hasn't updated in forever...

Things I've learned from reading upstanding member of society webcomics:

1) Humans are racist. Or speciesist. Bigots, whatever.

2) All upstanding members of society are bisexual. And nymphomaniac.

3) Anybody who is not bisexual can be cured of their non-bisexuality. And learn to love it.

4) Holy fuck these people are sex addicts.

5) Random shout-outs to various nerd subcultures are inherently funny, even those without a punchline.

links please? I gotta see just how terrible they are.

Same. Once you've got my curiosity going there's no stopping it.

New comic drawn:

All of this is happening in the world of Super Smash Brothers Brawl
My scanner owns yours.
Nintendo just has a strange fire fetish.
Pokemon= fire
Mario=fire
Yoshi=fire
Zelda=fire
Metroid=fire/lava
Seriously!!
And that Lizard is my own character, Samuel. Yeah.