AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The internet's (mostly forums, it seems) full of 'em.

Personally, I am like eighty percent convinced I would be diagnosed if I bothered getting checked, but don't really care enough to do anything about it.
Also self-diagnosis is a stupid thing to do and I am ashamed for doing it.

HOW COULD I FORGET.

But, seriously, it was 3 in the morning.

...I didnt know Chris had those tendencies...but it hardly surprises me anymore

I looked at his website. Mirrored OFC. It's just sad. He's just a sad idiot. I ain't even mad. Feelsbadman.jpeg

Myeah, self-diagnosing is no help. I'd probably go to a doc at some point to ask him about it.

Just looked on LBP2. He has like a 6 part series called "Autism Tutorial Part #."

I haven't watched any yet. I'm preparing myself for it.

Update: Watched them.

Summery of part 1: Oh god. It's horrible. He's rambling on in a stop-and-go monotone as he's reading whatever he pulled off Wikipedia. Don't do drugs while pregnant, old guys shouldn't have kids. Oh, but HE thinks major brain surgery should be used.

Summery of part 2: Can't skip an opportunity to plug Sonichu and or CWCville. Therapy is ok, but "mental institutions" are not *dramatic music*. Really, he used dramatic music. People on the internet are evil. And he called OTHER people sick and twisted and weird and immature. HE ACTUALLY CALLED THEM IMMATURE. Back to plugging Sonichu. "Feel sorry for me, I am a victim, and I'm quitting the internet. Watch part three for where I give you socializing tips."

I left a review telling people about who this guy really is and suggest they check out the CWCpedia.

Summery of part 3: "I had so many female friends in high school, we hang out so much." He goes on AGAIN about "dating education," abstinence is a joke, and you should lose your virginity before you're an adult. "I got all emo during my graduation." (I LOVE how he has the audience gasp as he runs off like a bitch, as if they cared.) God, this isn't "autism advice" it's a damned extremely biased biography. STILL demonizing Mary Lee Walsh. He hopes the GAME PLACE burns down, along with Michael Snyder. Not a single socializing tip.

Summery of Part 4: Quick biography of Charlottesville, full of stuttering as he tries to read the facts. "Nobody will talk to me because of all the stupid shit I did online, waaah." "I shouldn't have to talk to people, they should have to talk to me." "I AM NOT A MONSTER. I AM A KIND, CARING, EMOTIONAL HETEROSEXUAL, AND I SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH." (Actual auote) That's all the chapter was. He didn't even TRY to make it look like anything more than a way to put the spotlight on him.

Summery of part 5: Him: "Hello, you are a pretty woman and I am glad to meet you." Her: "You have a good face and I am glad to meet you too." Yeah. He's glad to meet her because she's hot and doesn't have a boyfriend. "Don't bring me down haters!" I think you did that yourself. "I like all girls of any race, JUST DON'T GET ON MY BAD SIDE." He really said that. "I'd be able to tell an internet troll in real life and I'd beat him up if I met one." FUCKING LAWL. "I don't mind retards, but I hate ugly people." This is just too much.

Summery of part six: "I should be pop flyin', but she's ashamed to be with me in person." "Autism is worse than physical injuries." "I demand an autism cure because I honestly believe it's why I'm such a freak." Well, that was a short chapter.

Summery of the "extra": Fuck me, I thought I was done. A fake interview with Hans Asperger. *watching* Ok, there's really no point to it. He asks stupid questions, and "Hans" just says "Ja." Over and over. It's just pointing out how he doesn't like the word "Asperger" and he slaps him and calls him "baka." Urg.

You forgot the part where he accuses Hans of trying to wrongfully label all autistics as psychopaths shortly before Chris assaults him because he thinks his name sounds stupid. Oh, and he thinks Hans gave his name to the syndrome to troll people.

Also, apparently he's been playing a bunch of 4chan themed levels recently. And by 4chan themed I mean it's just meme spouting idiocy given form in LBP. Considering his claim that he can now identify trolls IRL, I guess he's just going to start soiling himself whenever someone uses a meme in casual conversation.

Oh also funny stories from Ivy Saga. At one point Chris expressed an interest in visiting Ivy at the college she claimed to attend. Except he was terrified by the phrase "Ethnically Diverse Campus" and wanted to bring his parents. Around this time Chris also spent eight hours, from six pm to two am, driving around Charlottesville convinced that Vanessa Hudgens was somewhere in the city.

wait, so is he back or is has he come back and left or did he actually leave forever or is it his ghost or what?

Stop stop stop stop. Stop feeding the attention whore. Stop watching his videos, stop looking at his comics, stop giving a crap about some homophobic autist. Other than this clusterfuck you all seem fairly smart. Stop devoting time to this crap
/rant

But if we stop, he'll stop. And nobody wants that. It's like some kind of twisted reality show. It's horrible and obscene, but amusing as hell.

Gah, I need an update.

I want it to stop.

When Chris "leaves the internet", he means that he's refusing to associate directly with the parts of the internet he doesn't like. So he may or may not be back, it remains to be seen if he plans on using LBP as his new soapbox.



So do I. But it won't ever stop. Chris was left alone for a month and he suddenly turned up at a family concert in a sports bra with "WANT WOMAN!" written on it. He'll screw himself over with or without his trolls giving him suggestions. And it's not like he likes the attention he gets anyway.

I need an update, like, RIGHT NOW

Good god, I can't believe you guys sat through that.


And yes, this should end for Chris's own sake. Too bad it never will, unless he is forced off the internet and to be guided by professionals.

He's just a another crazy person standing by the street babbling about god or sonichu or whatever. But by viewing the videos and responding to him its like engaging that crazy person in conversation. Nothing good will come of it.