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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:36 am 
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good read.
on my shelf right now.

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
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good read.
on my shelf right now.


you're a better man then me then

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Just finished the Dexter Morgan series. Didn't like it as much as the show.


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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:30 am 
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Galaxy Man wrote:

Catcher in the Rye is about a whiny hypocritical bitch who learns nothing throughout the story, does nothing throughout the story, nobody around him does anything throughout the story, and the story itself does nothing.

No, you're not judging it too soon. The entire book is exactly the same.

The only reason it's regarded as a classic is because at the time it was a bit risqué.

The story itself is as shallow and bland as a puddle of sepia colored paint in a sepia colored room with no windows and one light.

Pff whatever man catcher in the rye is rad

anywho I forget If I mentioned that I'm reading through Lovecraft's entire fiction right now. It is pretty great.

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:54 am 
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Pff whatever man catcher in the rye is rad


if you like giant douchebags

and shit books

and retarded plots

and stupid secondary characters

and just waves and waves of boredom

and having a cattle prod in your booty

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:00 am 
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goodness, did you get a papercut on your dick from it or something

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:07 am 
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Galaxy Man wrote:
Lambeth wrote:
Pff whatever man catcher in the rye is rad


if you like giant douchebags

and shit books

and retarded plots

and stupid secondary characters

and just waves and waves of boredom

and having a cattle prod in your booty

I love giant douchebags thank you

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:17 am 
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I love giant douchebags thank you


i rest my case

i rest every case

all cases

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:22 am 
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Well nice dudes make pretty boring characters

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:37 am 
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Well nice dudes make pretty boring characters


yet somehow a total dick manages to also be boring!

wow, it's almost as if it's more the quality of writing, not the character's general disposition!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:40 am 
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And it's almost as if you seem to be confusing the two statements "I dislike this book" and "this is a bad book"!


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Galaxy Man wrote:
Lambeth wrote:
Well nice dudes make pretty boring characters


yet somehow a total dick manages to also be boring!

wow, it's almost as if it's more the quality of writing, not the character's general disposition!

Bet you don't like The Road huh

e: or Blindness now that I think about it.

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
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Spoony wrote:
And it's almost as if you seem to be confusing the two statements "I dislike this book" and "this is a bad book"!


I dislike bad books

it's a bad book

and I dislike it

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Bet you don't like The Road huh

e: or Blindness now that I think about it.


I have honestly not heard of either of those until just now.

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:18 am 
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I dislike bad books

it's a bad book

and I dislike it

Try giving a proper, objective critique of it rather than a bunch of "fuck i hate it cattle prod in your booty"

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 Post subject: Re: Books and shit
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:28 am 
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Cafall wrote:
Try giving a proper, objective critique"


hi i'm galaxy man have we met

Seriously though. I already have. It's boring. Bland. Nothing really happens in the book that matters. It boils down to an idiot running though a city fucking up everything just a little bit more and blaming all his flaws on other people. He doesn't change, he doesn't learn, he just whines.

It's not a good book because any books that aren't horrible have plots where hey, things matter. Something important happens, at some point, anywhere in the book, something happens that actually is noticeable.

Nothing of the sort ever happens in Catcher in the Rye. In fact nothing happens. It's like reading a journal of the most boring whiny person to ever exist, and it did get so much attention because when it came out it DID break the norm for what was "acceptable", but that's it. They cursed a few times, and it has prostitution. That was what made the book so popular.

It's not even close to being anything of the sort now, not to mention even if it was the glaring problem where there isn't an actual plot or any characters to give a shit about.

That's why it's not good.

When I was five I thought it was about some sort of kidnapper in a rye field. That would be interesting.

What it actually is? Not interesting or really any sort of good at all, unless you're an english teacher and even then you fake it.

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