So I think this is a title page? not sure really. I kinda snerked at this because it seemed so meme worthy.
"I could cut 100 logs before breakfast"
"But I ate lunch a couple hours ago!"
classic.
Oh so apparently Rose has been being beautiful and not dying.
I've seen toilets prettier than that abomination.
and apparently she doesn't like black things or characters.
racist bitch.
Oh so apparently the mayor was being harassed by some jerk with a red pitchfork.
...I mean who uses pitchforks anymore? Pocket knives are much more effective...
oh and Chris-chan is Vegeta's bastard son.
Okay so she gets blown up and then Chris turns into a weird blue sonichu.
He lets Sonichu know that his mom was, in fact, kidnapped by a kid.
He then turns to show his single teardrop tattoo: a marking which shows that he has killed someone before.
So they break the door down and rescue the milf, and Chris Chan changes magically into his normal self.
Sonichu lets out a "pop flyin' mother's day"
it's RUCKY you dumb bastard.
Okay now we get to delve deeper into this mindfuck.
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He employed his famous "looking for a boyfriend-free girl" sign in two places: the Fashion Square Shopping Center and Piedmont Virginia Community College. The dean, Mary Lee Walsh, reasonably assumed that Chris was publicly soliciting for sex, had the sign destroyed and banned him from the school for a year. Since then, he became obsessed with her and depicts her within his comic as a bald witch with a viking helmet, a pitchfork, a scepter to contain her evil anti-love powers, and occasionally a broomstick.
Chris has also shown his hatred towards Mary on several other occasions. He made a hilarious video asking for fictional character Harvey Dirdban's (not Birdman) assistance to fight "THAT EVIL BITCH MARY LEE WALSH FOREVAR!!1" in a contest for Adult Swim. He also made a video of him fighting Mary Lee Walsh as a custom character in Soul Calibur III. Despite his hate for Walsh, he still took the time with his Magic Markers to make hideous porn of her. You know you want to see it.
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Chris's Love Quest was also foiled by Security Guards of Fashion Square Shopping Center. He was handcuffed and kicked out by Jerkops (half jerk, half cops) "for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl".
..the hell?
Okay from what I can tell, a new gal busts up in there and shoots the broom, and then changes back
and he gets an imaginary girlfriend. So romantic
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON SONICHU
AND REMEMBER TO ZAP
TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEME
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