Okay, looks like it's time for our regularly scheduled commercial
how would YOU like to own your VERY OWN Sonichu videogame? Now, for a limited time only, you can battle pokemon with Sonichu on POKEMON LIGHTING VERSION, OR you could run with Sonichu as he manuevers through five different worlds.
Call now while supplies last, and like Sonichu always says-
LETS ZAP TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME!
now Back to our regularly scheduled program.
Whoa, what a title page- from what I can tell they are in a building with Zapdos on the roof of a building, with a hole in the ceiling/roof I'm thinking.
Man, I feel better about my art/writing amirite?
Okay, so Kel gave two upstanding members of society her credit card to guy buy stuff aka disappoint my parents in the back of hot topic.
Because teenagers have credit cards.
and cheddar.
pffffffffffff
Oh and apparently she shops in JC penny and Sears.
I was wrong about it happening in hot topic, my apologies
Okay okay wait... "how was he supposed to know" hamburgers had pickles? The hell? That's one of the things that make them fucking delicious, what....how would you......five kinds of retarded, man...
Oooookay.
they have a pokemon battle to settle who's bitch this is.
SO apparently the Zapdos gets tired of Sonichu's bullshit and just decides to fucking blow up.
because wouldn't that suck for you.
Sonichu then apparently walks off to a safe place, puts Rosechu down, walks back to the Zapdos, looks at the camera and lets out a "hey, I wouldn't want to miss this.", just in time for the Zapdos to go batshit.
Turn around you fucking retard.
Oh my GOD.
Apparently the growth from Rosechu was some kind of horrible STD.
The commotion causes Sonichu to mutate into a horrible disfigured freak and wave around frantically.
So some super cool badass mayor jumps in and is all like "sup homes thanks for savin the day and stuff" and Sonichu is all like "It's cool, bra."
Wait, go back, what kind of pet name is "Sweet Bolt"? Wait a minute....Sweet....bolt.... oh gross it has to do with the thing in the store obviously....EW.
The glorious epilogue lets us all know that the mayor is actually Sonichu's father.
which means....he got a...a pikachu...pregnant.....oh my god EW.
Sonichu expresses his thoughts that "yep there he goes.....so not gonna get any."
SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME ON SONICHU
AND UNTIL THEN
LET'S ZAP
TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
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