AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Starting at about 1:00, the whine of audio feedback builds to its peak, rendering this section more pleasant and in-tune than the rest of the video."

I lol'd.

I Think this is a troll's work, but it's awesome anyway

and hey, it made me lol. Though Chris is huge a huge egotist that he honestly thought he was being talked to by Nintendo.

...grahhh I hate it how he thinks his shitty recolours count as pokemon because they have minor characteristics of several existing pokes.

I accually like drawing exaggerated Rosechu drawings, because she's basicly Amy with some wierd, long YELLOW tail that has a vague raichu tail shape which comes out of somewhere above her arse. Like a couple of inches avove the end of the spine.
In particular I draw her with huge nawrks and angry faces, telling Sonichu to eat his goddamned vegitables. Then I can lol at this shit.

I think it's pretty clear it's a troll's work, considering that it mentioned Clyde Cash.

Besides, I really don't think that Nintendo would even give Chris-chan a second glance, much less a 'business opportunity'.

Look, let's just try not to think about Chris working alongside Nintendo. Just the thought makes me nauseous. More than usual, I mean.

Weren't you going to post the Wedding Comic, General?

I'm sure it's been discussed before, but anyone know what's going to be done about the dreaded Issue #8?

either post links to it and commentary here or just skip it altogether.

why yes i was
expect it later tonight, if not wait until friday/saturday

OH SHIT.

SOUND THE ALARMS, LOOKS LIKE THERE'S ANOTHER UPDATE




It's that time again, ladies and gents, It seems everyone's favorite person to hate has made a part two to the "Off Target" sub episode.

why we have this many goddamn sub episodes, I will never know.


So, Chris gets knocked on his booty, and his sister suddenly gains psychic powers.

wait, what? She just has to think about Magi-chan and she gets his powers?

she doesn't even exist what is this



So, power ranger-cop orders everyone to jump on chris, even though he's handcuffed on his ankles and wrists.

well, if it hurts chris, go for it.



so power ranger-cop gives Chris a temporary tattoo of a butterfly, and it makes him cry, while a tear drop falls in a fashion not at all similar to the way it happened in sailor moon.





So then Chrystal or however the fuck you spell it tries to fight Big Al, who knocks that bitch out.

way to keep 'em straight, Al.

Then she uses her bullshit powers to find out where they are going, as if that wasn't completely obvious from the start.

and she decides that running there would be faster than taking a car?

okaaaay.



these transformation scenes are eating my soul apart.

I mean daisies.



Okay so apparently Mary wants to...eat him?

whatever, as long as he's dead. Let's git this thing rollin.



Okay so girl hedgehog whatever the fuck she is arrives at the corrupted citizen's whatever I can't be bothered to remember the name.



Okay seriously though, I don't even know.



wait wait wait, he thinks being handcuffed is torture? seriously?

go watch some pop flyin' tree friends, that'll learn you.



...Okay so what the fuck?

the butterfly tattoo no longer looks like a butterfly, have some consistency, you uncultured swine.

Also his completely wrong personification of a Cherokee tells hims a whole bunch of bullshit and to use his Anchuent powers.

spellcheck, for God's sake



okay i'm not so sure if that was the flu making my head attempt at caving in or this shit.

daisies. it.



ow ow ow ow ow



So the orb had turned a community college into a corrupted citizen's ect.?

yea, okay.





ugh. Well, looks like that's all the time we have for today

you kids remember to share the brain bleach, and like sonichu always says-

zap to the extreeme

I stopped reading at GET-TAR

I'm sure Tom and those random 40 year-olds would have been pop flyin' to help Chris escape.

The fu...
Since when does telekinesis...
What the hell is...
THAT'S NOT TELEKINESIS YOU FUCKTARD!
My god, if you're going to put fucking psychic powers in this bullshit, at least know the difference between telekinesis and mind reading or whatever the hell that is! You didn't even friggin' spell it right!

you expected chris to tell the difference between mind reading and telekinesis. CN, he can't even spell ancient right

I wasn't the one who said that, Vealin.