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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:47 am 
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So, here's the first part. It encompasses the entirety of Sonichu's Origin and The Lovehogs. Although I didn't really do much for the Lovehogs as our Sonichu is gay!

Well anyway here it is.

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He didn't have a name.
Most people called him Caleb, though. However, if he did this wrong, you might as well call him dead.
He couldn't really get a good look at the thing- it was huge, and he was in too much of a hurry to identify it. Whatever it was, it was attcking Daffodil Town, and it seemed Caleb was the only person artound not in a full panic.
All he could tell was that it was blue, sort of T-rex shaped, and gigantic. And in his experience, blue meant water-type.

"Rotom! Use Shockwave when I say 'go'! Back me up here!"
A set of beady black eyes looked back to him, and blinked twice. Caleb recongnized that as the closest that the refrigerator-shaped pokemon could give him.
"Ready?"
Two blinks, again. He tore off the woolen, nondescript hat and it's matching scarf quickly off of his skin.
Electricity built up in his red cheeks. It moved quickly into his long, pointed ears- "Go!"
A mechanical whirr accompanied by the crackling of electricity was all the comfirmation Caleb needed.
It hit.
The blue T-rex thing, as he would have called it, was dead. And it's corpse was falling to the ground. He and his beloved sidekick were about to be crushed under it's massive weight.
He ran. He didn't have time to think, he had to get out of the area as soon as possible.

The impact sent him flying, along with hopefully his Rotom. Surely, he was going to die here...
Something wrapped around him, cold and ropey, dragging him down quickly.
Bizzarely, this caused him to land safely. The ropey thing- a vine from some trainer's bulbasaur, it turned out- slithered away from him just as he heard a cheer.
The cheer of a crowd that doesn't know their hero's name.

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Some time after this, Caleb recovered from the shock of nearly being crushed by a giant blue Barney. The corpse was hauled off to be buried somewhere and forgotten about.
His Rotom was miraculously uncrushed. He quickly gave the Electric/Ice type pokemon a hug.

And finally, he met the mayor of his little town, Roselia Meirte. At least, that was what she called herself.
"You see, I'm like you," she had said as she took off her beret and let her tail slip out from under her dress.
She was half Skitty. Caleb himself was half Pikachu, but it didn't really matter to him.
"That's great," he had said, "so there's more people out there going around and screwing pokemon." His voice held a bitter, sarcastic egde. This was a delicate topic for him.
"Well, aren't you loney? Don't you wish you had a companion similar to you?"
"Yeah. I want a boyfreind."
She was obviously a little annoyed. "Are you sure about that?"
"Very." He scoffed.
"Fine then... Well, I was here to congratulate you for protecting the town. You will be given 10,000$ for this. Thank you." With a huff, Roselia turned around and walked away.

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So how am I supposed to handle the mall episode? I'm very not sure about that. Do I just skip it or something?
Or do I have Caleb blow his 10k on stupid shit there and then have Roselia kidnapped or something?
Hmmmmm.


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Is he going to save her a lot?

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Is he going to save her a lot?


Dunno. I might have her dissapear here and then reappear later during SHOCKING DEVELOPMENTS.


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SHOCKING DEVELOPMENTS? Interesting.

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someone update the comic already :V


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OH OH OH
can I update it?

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Well, SOMEBODY has to update. And soon. >>

And WHYYYY does Chris draw himself with a stupid Pudding-bowl haircut? I know he's trying to make him look cooler in the comic that in real life, but COME ON

Pudding bowl cuts suck booty

and I know he can't remember how he looks, Ultra Beedoof or someone else, but none of the older photos have the lame haircut. He had a better in-comics haircut when it was an oval with a zig zag line over it.


And his real hair sucks pretty bad too.

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Oh my god this is epic win.

Trolls call Bob using soundtracks of Chris speeking at Bob dosn't even know! :awesomeface:

I suggest clicking on the transcrip bit too. Make sure that it is "Chris Calls Bob" That's the only one I watched/listened to so far.

~There may be updates on this post~

Edit: This is even better.

haha, bob dosn't who who he is :awesomeface:

also Snorlax :awesomeface: :awesomeface:

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Nachalnik wrote:
someone update the comic already :V

I concur. General?


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When Christ gets mad, we have to tremble in fear as he grunts, growls, rips a piece of paper, pulls the hat off a toy clown and then throws said clown at the camera close-range.

Scary.


"Raaaraaaraaahhh!!! Yeeeowl! GRRRRRRR!! Ghar - HAH!!" Growls Chris and he bends a peice of cardboard.

Also, can somebody please make a gif of Chris falling off his chair while growling? ( About 01:00 to 01:03 ) It's lulzy.

EDIT: Probably NSFW, but what is in this thread anyway?

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Kiyske wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:
someone update the comic already :V

I concur. General?

I'll do it when I'm finished with homework.

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We shall wait with bated breath.


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Kiyske wrote:
We shall wait with bated breath.

It'll most likely be done by 8.

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I lol'd.

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