Xabyrn wrote:
I just watched Singin' in the Rain.
It was funnier than The Hangover, Tropic Thunder, and every other comedy I've seen in the past several YEARS.
No lie.
Was it funnier than 2012?
Because I just got done watching that and that shit was hysterical. Mainly because of this:
BANANA wrote:
So we just bought 2012 on DVD and I just recently finished watching it. Over the top, ridiculous, AND SO RACIST. BY THE END OF THE MOVIE I WAS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER. Why?
[spoiler]So in the movie there are these Arks, right? Filled with people and animals while the ocean swallows up all of the continents. At the end of the movie, all 10 or 20 of the Arks are on the new sea, pop flyin' to have survived the Apocolypse.
Suddenly, we see a picture of Africa and part of Latin America on a computer monitor. A nearby British scientist who's name escapes me said "We just got sattelite data- the waters are receding much faster than expected. It's a miracle. In fact, from the looks of it, it seems Africa never sank."
...
IT SEEMS. AFRICA. NEVER. FUCKING SANK. MY ENTIRE FAMILY, MY FRIENDS, MY BROTHER IN LAW, AND EVEN THE GODAMNED PRESIDENT ARE DEAD, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME NOBODY GLANCED AT AFRICA AND SAW THAT NOTHING WAS EVEN HAPPENING DOWN THERE? I WENT HALFWAY ACROSS THE PLANET TO GET TO THE ALPS WHERE THE ARKS ARE BEING BUILT, AND YOU'RE TELLING ME I COULD'VE JUST GONE TO MOTHER FUCKING MEXICO?
EVEN THE HOT RUSSIAN CHICK IS DEAD.
ALL BECAUSE.
EVERY PERSON IN THAT MOVIE.
NEVER BOTHERED TO LOOK AT AFRICA.[/spoiler]
Oh my God. Please note, this isn't an angry rant, it's just me telling you exactly how retarded and hilarious this is. I really recommend this movie for a good laugh. I'm dead serious.
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