AWKWARD ZOMBIE

im glad i dont work at mcdonalds anymore

Ah but if they were giving away free Hamsteak toys I bet you'd feel differently, amirite?

THAT WOULD BE THE BEST, I WOULD OWN ALL OF THE TOYS< ALL OF THEM

considering hamsteak's target demographic is nerdy young adults

yes i would feel just fine


but god i was still working when the first MLP mcdonalds toys came out

the horrible neckbeardy men that ordered pop flyin' meals by the dozen

there were only a few of them during my shifts but STILL

edit: i really like what the filters did for pop flyin' meals like a lot

You'll only look like a paedophile if you try and hide it.

Own it, bro.

Buy those Happy Meals with pride.

If the cashier asks you if you're buying the Happy Meals for a younger brother or sister, say: "Fuck you asshole - this shit is for me!"

Then throw the fries at the assistant manager and do a 'oh god i can't stop farting' walk out the entrance, kicking a few youngsters in the shins on the way.

Then write 'Hamsteak sux' on one of the windows with your courtesy sachet of ketchup.

Then you'll be the king of kings, my son.

The king of kings.

please dont throw fries at the employees. we're not allowed to catch and eat them. we're really hungry.

friendship is magic has the worst quality toys out of all the gens

Also they're really salty so aim away from the face.

McDonalds homostuck toys and their functions(as imagined by kira):
Jake: has removable eyes (not intended for small children)
Hussie: laughs manically and lists off dead characters when placed near any other toy
Jade: barks at movement then apologies
Dave :plays sick beats when near his turn tables(custom mp3 optional)
Karkat: records what you say and yells it back
Kanaya: glows in the dark
4th wall: kaleidoscope

"Oh no, some grown men are intentionally getting the toys designed for young girls because they like the show.
This upsets me."



I'm sorry Oracle, but it is very hard to take your posts pertaining to this topic seriously sometimes.

Pssssht.

Don't let it get to you, pegasister.


Haters gon' hate.

love and tolerate

Don't be starting shit.
Any of you.

say what now

pegasister is the worst term i have ever heard in my life

it's even worse than heretic