AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You're the bravest souls I know

If you don't make it out of this alive, we'll make sure you two will be honored as heroes.

God, that went from pathetic to creepy real fast.
Also: Gradients, because you don't understand how shading works.

In which ring of hell did you find this

Stop killing me with this story please

Just stop killing

The one right before Sonichu

Sanchez brings R-dash back to his house, mangling his hand with his keys as he does. And I’m pretty sure lamps don’t work like that. I’m pretty sure houses and furniture and jesus dude use a reference for drawing oh my god.

Sanchez’s house consists entirely of lines. And a tacky carpet. I imagine his dad was a stoner in the 70’s and just never got rid of the carpet.



His parents manage to magically change from having really shittily drawn features to just straight up not having any. Nice consistency, Sanchez. Who needs parents when you’ve got a bomb-booty rainbow pony? If I had a daisies flying pony I’d tell my parents to piss off too.



So his jacket has just now become a giant blob of gradients. Okay. And I like how he’s FINALLY just questioning why a FICTIONAL CARTOON CHARACTER is in his universe, and wow that’s one wobbly coffee table.

Sanchez is like Clayface or something his facial features are just sliding this way and that. The only thing with even the vaguest semblance of coherence in this universe is the Pony, and even that’s tenuous at best.



I’m lost, too, R-Dash. I’m lost in a web of madness.

See, this page is a metaphor for us all, man. Because aren’t we all lost in the tangled web of aww fuck this, Sanchez is just one crazy bastard.



SHE’S A CARTOON CHARACTER IN THE FUCKING REAL WORLD OF COURSE SHE’S MISPLACED YOU DUMBASS

From a Linguistic standpoint, I think “Misplaced” is a few notches below “Lost”. GET IT TOGETHER, SANCHEZ.



Last panel oh my god what what what is wrong with your face in the last panel oh god.

Get your shit together, Sanchez! If you have a sentient, pony-eating clothesbeast haunting your bedroom you need to do something about it. Call the god daisies Ghostbusters, or the local Laundromat or something.



I can’t even comment on everything that’s wrong in this page. The carrots, the apple, the...whatever it is in the background on the second panel, R-Dash’s face in the third, R-DASH’S FACE IN THE FOURTH oh my god how do you fuck up this badly.

Sanchez has this horrible habit of putting two meaningless words in the biggest font he can manage and then putting his long diatribes (aka THE SHIT THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS) in the smallest area possible. Also, just a side note, this font is an atrocity second only to Comic Sans.



In the second panel his arm is bodaciously the size of his eye. If that were the case in real life, his shirt would break his arm.

And now Sanchez gets into his daddy issues. But it’s okay if the pony does it.



I would like to share a comment left on this from somebody on deviantART:

send help this is too much for me to handle

The phrase “THAT DIED WITH MY FATHER” should only be spoken by vengeance-seeking vigilantes when referring to their fathers killers chances of survival. Sanchez has no right to appropriate the term.



AS SOMEBODY WHO SPENDS PRETTY MUCH HOURS ON TUMBLR AT A TIME I CAN VERY SAFELY SAY THERE IS NO EXPLODING HEARTS MEME. YOU’RE STUPID. SHUT UP. YOUR HEART NEEDS TO ACTUALLY EXPLODE.

In one panel you’re just waking up and the next you’re just closing your eyes. Also, this guy keeps mentioning his heart. I think he's got arrhythmia or something.



Ignoring his shitty hand drawing and inconsistent head size, oh god I don’t like where this is going.

This shit’s going sour faster than my sanity.



djfsklngnfg uhhghdskflughHHGH REALLY
REALLY

I hate everything.

Stay tuned for My Little Dashie part 4 for more riffing and us seeing how long it’ll take us to bite the bullet. My cheddar’s on part 6. Place your bets and stay tuned.

OH GOD. THE 7TH PAGE.

Up until now this thing was merely very below average. And who knows, maybe after that page it goes back to that.

I can't tell, my eyes are on fire.

Was it intentional that you posted the same page twice? Considering your commentary, I think you actually skipped something.

lol oops

no it wasn't i've just got brain problems

My bad

The problem has been rectified, making for one less horrible mistake in this disgusting aberration of a comic

What in god's name is a "filly"?

I need a glossary of bullshit horse terms or something