AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Goddammit

The main reason my mom lets Finn watch TV and play videogames is to help his vocabulary and language skills.

That is best mom.

My dad and mom are both RPG fans. I didn't know my dad was.

My mom says whenever she's forced to play a male hero, she names him Travis, after me. I feel like kind of a douche though, because I don't think she names them Kris, after my little brother.

Whenever I play a male I just name him after myself. Kristin.

Perhaps Zang will update soon and we can get back on topic.

yeah where is panties?

Hangin' out with Mordecai, probably.

OH SHIT HERE WE GO

ANOTHER SUB EPISODE




welcome, to Zang's backyard safari

today we will be examining the notorious work of Christian Weston Chandler, or "Chris-chan" for short

now, if you can make it past the instantanious gag reflex, you will noticed that our favorite tard has referred to this as "another" episode of his ten year old derogatory tantrum. As if we are actually in a second episode.ha.

also, if you look closely enough, you could examine that Chris's face is in standard "derp" expression. this made me giggle.



Oh for fucks sake.

So chris once again proves that he is not only, in fact, a manchild, but that he is also horribly racist. Brown outfit HURHUR HIS SKIN IS BROWN SO IT MATCH.

If you actually bothered to read all of that I would recommend beating up the nearest possible manchild/teenchild/child.



Chris makes up some ridiculous story about how he hung out with his "gal-pals", another term that, because of Chris, I shall scorn for the rest of my days.

also, let us take a moment to examine the idea of Chris having a friend who is a girl.


........


AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA HAAAAA

oh man, this shit gets better and better.




dat...dat is not how you draw an booty.


oh fuck, here comes the incest.





I....God daisies it. Did he just ....he just drew a picture that was supposed to be sexually appealing.....

ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu



Oh my God he did not just set them up like that fuck no dont you do it you



i said dont do it, Godammit, I will ...I will fucking kill you with all my



note the second panel.





MENTAL HANDICAP GUN

HURHUR DONT WORK ON ME CUS I'M SO S OSMART



so....she loved him SO MUCK that she murdered him.


haha what.

that ideot will probably never succeed ever.

THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR NOW

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE, AND IN THE MEAN TIME,


ZAP

TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEME.

FUCKING FUCK


THE BOWLING BIT


AND THE ORANGE CHAIR


STOLEN FROM EXCEL SAGA




HATRED
OVERFLOWING
CANNOT CONTAIN
DQGASHSLKJGHALKSJGS

Zang's updates are my favorite Saturday morning cartoon.

Sweet baby kittens. Why is this so horrible that I can't stop reaaaaaaaaaaaading?

oh lawdy lawdy

While this particular chapter was intended to educate, I feel less smart.

Now I know what to do when I encounter a Jerkops.