LAST TIME ON SONICHU
The tale of two star crossed lovers emerges from the fountain of destiny
lets do this.
I just gagged.
Okay, so apparently rose runs back to her cabin.
Because people live in log cabins.
Kel is telling her about some delicious...Brunswick...stew.... the fuck is that? No, you know what, I don't care.
ROSECHU is talking about how she has no sex mate for the time being. Kel tells her "what about my dragonite, David- he's loyal"
Rosechu looks at her with her depressed expression and says that David is just simply too big for her.[spoiler]Not only that, we all know that overkill can cause blue waffle.[/spoiler]
A knock at the door interrupts their lovely conversation and Rosechu, being the desperate upstanding member of society that she is, jumps to answer it, hoping to seduce the stranger behind the door. It turns out that it's the one and only SONICHU, the SONIC PIKACHU type POKeMON.
Ya know it's almost as if their conversation was somehow meant to lead up to the knock at the door being Sonichu, but I'm sure it's purely coincidental.
ROSECHU thinks "I don't believe it...a handsome pokemon who I've is got to like learn me...about him."
This bitch crazy.
ROSECHU attacks the wild SONICHU.
ROSECHU used INTERROGATE
It's super effective!
wild SONICHU used SEDUCE.
It's super effective!
ROSECHU is now DAZZLED.
God, my inner writer hurts.
The two freaks stand holding each other's hands, even though they just met, like, eight seconds ago.
ROSECHU, in attempt to reproduce, buds off an extra torso and head, which yells to Kel that they have a guest, and quickly shrinks and disappears.
ROSECHU lets Kel know that SONICHU wants to....break....bread? the fuck? I'm pretty sure Moses would find that appropriate but.... daisies.
Okay so ROSECHU asks SONICHU about his favorite color. He can't decide between yellow or blue. Ego crazed bastard.
A couple nights later, SONICHU and ROSECHU are holding hands and looking at the ....well, I guess the moon or something 'cause I ain't seein' any stars there.
Quote:
>Implying the artist knows what stars are.
quiet you /b/astard.
The two stare at the sky and say some mushy bullshit. Then SONICHU does the douchiest thing I can think of: he says "As often as the birds tweet, you are my lovely heartsweet."
It's "sweetheart", you dumbass.
ROSECHU lets out a sexual gasp and says his name.
then they both....
well I'll let your imagination have fun with that last panel.
THUS THE TWO DESTINIES INTERTWINE. AND THE LOVE BEGINS.
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