AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't think I've ever wanted to hurt someone more, Darkin.

FuCkIn' MiRaClEs, MaN.

I will gift someone a Steam game if they can type like Sollux for a week.

really? all ii have riight now ii2 portal...

Now we get to make a contract.

The terms are:

-You must speak like Sollux until 11:59 pm est on Sunday, July 4th 2010.
-You must make at least 15 posts per day.
-These posts must be equal to or more than medium 4 sentences.
-Not all of your posts must be in Sollux speak.
-Dare starts 12:00 est on Monday, June 28th 2010.

Your reward:

-one Steam game with the price of $10 or less to the dare-taker's choosing.

PM me if you're up for it.

you are 2ooo on dude. ii'm gonna beat thii2 dare 2o ea2y iit'2 not even funny.

It doesn't start till midnight est bro. :I

And I'll be watching. Always watching.

but there'2 nothiing wrong wiith gettiing a head 2tart, ii2 there now? two get more iin the groove of iit.

I have no idea who Darkin is supposed to be typing like.

And hooray for EST. And... typing weird for prizes.

Gotta love the internet bro.



Here's the hard part.

ahahahaha. man, you really thiink that wiill be hard? becau2e beliieve me, thii2 ii2 ju2t gonna be 2o cake iit'2 not ever funny. ju2t cake everywhere. liike there wa2 a huge cake conventiion, and a whole bunch of cake2 were iinviited. a whole bunch of cake. and thii2 ii2 ju2t the practiice 2e22iion, biitch.

I would do that just for the fun of it.

The game would just be a bonus.

ii look forward two your complete and utter defeat at my hand2. ii'd ju2t giive me that game, you know ii wiill wiin. why are you even wa2tiing your tiime of 2uch thiing2? you are only humoriing your2elf. ii look forward two thii2 challenge. may the be2t man wiin.

uHH, OKAY, THIS IS SORT OF STARTING TO UPSET ME.

Darkin tends to do that.