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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:19 pm 
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Saw Monsters U. Twas good. I'll probably elaborate later.

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 Post subject: ah ah ah you didn't say the magic word
PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:21 pm 
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Hollywood hacking

Do you even know what that means.

First of all, the park's security systems were programmed almost entirely by a single, disgruntled, bumbling loser who was planning on stealing from them anyway.

If you're referring to the young girl "hacking" the computer systems, it was a simple UNIX reboot, which she actually remarks on in the scene. The system in question was designed specifically for the movie and then released to the public.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:22 pm 
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Topaz Luckdragon wrote:
Saw Monsters U. Twas good. I'll probably elaborate later.


Was it? That's kind of surprising to me.

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 Post subject: Re: ah ah ah you didn't say the magic word
PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:41 pm 
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If you're referring to the young girl "hacking" the computer systems, it was a simple UNIX reboot, which she actually remarks on in the scene. The system in question was designed specifically for the movie and then released to the public.

Huh, I didn't know that.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:24 am 
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The question is did you wear your dumb Guy Fawkes mask and bring a protest sign

.... no... Honestly, I forgot to make the sign, and I didn't think to grab my mask going out of the house. My friend kind of sprung it on me today because I thought nobody wanted to go see it.

Also, you don't have to call my mask dumb. That's rude and hurts my feelings. I don't call your stuff dumb.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 1:33 am 
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It's not the mask that's dumb, what was dumb was the intent you were going to use it for. The Guy Fawkes mask is a symbol of rebellion, both in the actual Guy Fawkes figure and the V For Vendetta aspects, it's not something you put on when a movie might not be good.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 8:13 pm 
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Marcato wrote:
Topaz Luckdragon wrote:
Saw Monsters U. Twas good. I'll probably elaborate later.


Was it? That's kind of surprising to me.


Yeah, despite being a prequel they still manage to slip in a few, good twists.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:17 pm 
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Moon is a good movie.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:58 pm 
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So... just went and watched World War Z. It's time to face the music... *inhale*

World War Z is a good movie.

It honestly is every bit the original masterpiece that redeems itself for deviating from the book. The acting is top notch, the writing is better than the DevHell would ever allow me to believe, the characters are all sympathetic in ways, and the cinematography is pretty breath-taking. When you watch the film, you can tell every cent of the inflated budget was well-spent, and you'd never know anyone in the cast or production crew was fighting with someone else.

Again, the only thing I don't like about this movie is the zombies. Their behavior is outright silly, their physicality is bizarre, and the CGI depicting them in tackles, grabs, and the "anthills" (oh god) is awful. This might seem like it'd ruin it for you, but it really doesn't break up the pace or the tension. The fact that these are just ragezombies straight out of 28 Days Later with an even more impressive evolution time (ten Mississippi seconds) kind of makes sense, because how else would a world so genre savvy go to shit so quickly? Oh! And YES, they do refer to these things as "zombies" and "undead" because that's what the fuck they are. Sort of. In fact, the first mention of them is an alluded government communicae from Korea that specifically has "zombie" as the triggerword that sets off Israel's paranoia.

I have hope, guys. I have hope that the sequel will be more like the books and follow a flashback interview style because it would be far more entertaining and far more exciting with rage zombies thrown in the works. Let's see you plant that explosive underwater charge now with a rustled off meat grinder with big, frozen tiddies trying to chew your nose off, Mr. SCUBA-Submarine Guy!

Oh, and Volvo gets possibly the best and most subtle advertisement ever: Just when shit starts to hit the fan, an ambulance T-bones the protagonist family's car at about 50mph, mainly where the youngest daughter is sitting in the behind-driver seat. She doesn't have a seatbelt on. Fuckin' unharmed for the rest of the film. Not a significant spoiler, and its pretty much at the start of the movie, but it ruins some of the moment's suspense to know that.

I had zero confidence in a film I'd not yet seen and was certain would be terrible, but I'm here to say this: My name is Medic, and I approve of World War Z.


My only question is how silly you felt when you came to that revelation.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:07 pm 
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It's not the mask that's dumb, what was dumb was the intent you were going to use it for. The Guy Fawkes mask is a symbol of rebellion, both in the actual Guy Fawkes figure and the V For Vendetta aspects, it's not something you put on when a movie might not be good.

I could wear it for whatever reason I like, but since I didn't plan on protesting the authoritarian government we know and love, I figured protesting a bad movie (IF it was bad) was as good a use of my time as anything else I would've done that day. Also, no, they were calling my mask dumb; you're apparently calling me dumb for coming up with the idea, which is an opinion I can't say I'm all that fond of. I'd rather my mask be dumb than I. I resent your opinion, good sir/madame, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

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My only question is how silly you felt when you came to that revelation.

Which one? There were quite a few.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:27 am 
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That you intended to pester people about a movie you hadn't seen yet, and ended up liking in the end anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:12 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:57 am 
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A better way of protesting a movie (hahaha) would have been to not buy a ticket. Buying a ticket for that movie you hate contributes to it's Box Office Sales.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:08 pm 
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Reyo wrote:
That you intended to pester people about a movie you hadn't seen yet, and ended up liking in the end anyway.

I did say I was going to watch it first- and I did, on opening day as I promised, using a free movie voucher- before I cemented my incredibly strong assumptions. And, like a man, I took it all back and gave the film the praise it deserved. So, no. That was not the revelation you thought I had.

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A better way of protesting a movie (hahaha) would have been to not buy a ticket. Buying a ticket for that movie you hate contributes to it's Box Office Sales.

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using a free movie voucher


And yes, in any light, I knew I would look like an idiot. That's kind of my shtick and several people around here seem to like abusing that fact, but my intent was to make people laugh and be unthreatened by it.

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 Post subject: Re: Movies
PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:11 pm 
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So youre willing to hijack a symbol of rebellion against opression, by wearing it for cheap laughs at a movie? Thats your thing?

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