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Share your nominees and winners in 2013 who deserve the AZ Academy Awards in these special categories:

Best Actor in a Leading Role Who You Actually Cared About

Best Actor in a Supporting Role Who Didn't Die Before the Movie Premiered

Best Actress in a Leading Role Where Being a Strong Independent Woman Wasn't the Point of the Movie

Best Actress in a Supporting Role But Was Essentially Just Eye Candy

Best Animated Feature Not Made By Pixar, Dreamworks, Disney, or Studio Ghibli

Best Animated Short Film That Came From Who Knows Where

Best Attempt a "Unique Look" at Cinematography

Best Costume Design Not From a Superhero Movie

Best Director Who Redeemed Themselves From Previous Years

Best Documentary Feature That No One Watched

Best Documentary Short That ABSOLUTELY No One Watched

Best Film Editing With Overused Gimmicks

Best Foreign Language Film According To Where You Live

Best Live Action Short Film, Which I Didn't Even Know Was a Category Until Just Now

Best Makeup and Hairstyling Not Including Sci-Fi Movies

Best "Original" Score

Best "Original" Song

Best Picture That Probably Won't Even Be Nominated For an Oscar

Best Production Design Who Used As Little Blue and Orange Together as Possible

Best Sound Editing But Who Cares

Best Sound Mixing That Made Your Ears Bleed As Little As Possible

Best Visual Effects That Aren't CGI

Best Adapted Screenplay That Butthurt Countless Fanboys

Best "Original" Screenplay

Most Quotable Picture

Best Actor/Actress Who Suddenly Got Hot

Best Animated Picture With Terrible Morals For Kids

Least Terrible Pop Song Used in a Film

Best Actor/Actress Who Still Hasn't Won a FRIGGIN OSCAR


And now some categories that apply for any year:

Best Picture That You Only Just Watched In 2013

Best Picture That You Hate But Everyone Else Likes

Best Picture That You Like But Everyone Else Hates

Best Picture No One's Ever Heard Of

The Big Lebowski

Well, this thread is going well.

is this just for movies that came out 2013? because I didn't see many.

Edit: Never mind, just saw the category split.

Yeah, you don't have to answer all the categories. I didn't see a whole lot of movies, either. Certainly not any live action short films.

Best Actor in a Leading Role Who You Actually Cared About: Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez

Best Actor in a Supporting Role Who Didn't Die Before the Movie Premiered: Mel Gibson as Voz

Best Actress in a Supporting Role But Was Essentially Just Eye Candy: Lady Gaga in Machete Kills

Best Costume Design Not From a Superhero Movie: The Man in the Silver Mask from Machete Kills

Best Documentary Feature That No One Watched: Every Documentary

Best Documentary Short That ABSOLUTELY No One Watched: See Above

Best Film Editing With Overused Gimmicks: Pacific Rim (We get it, the robot punches monsters until the monsters go away, no need to do that more than once).

Best Foreign Language Film According To Where You Live: Machete Kills

Best Makeup and Hairstyling Not Including Sci-Fi Movies: Machete Ki... damnit!

Best Picture That Probably Won't Even Be Nominated For an Oscar: Machete Kills

Best Production Design Who Used As Little Blue and Orange Together as Possible: Machete Kills

Best Visual Effects That Aren't CGI: Machete Kills

Most Quotable Picture: Anchorman 2

Least Quotable Picture: Django Unchained

Best Actor/Actress Who Still Hasn't Won a FRIGGIN OSCAR: Danny Trejo

Best Picture That You Only Just Watched In 2013: Machete

Best Picture That You Like But Everyone Else Hates: Hobo with a Shotgun

Best Picture No One's Ever Heard Of: An American Werewolf in London

Bear Picture That Has Bear Fights In It: The Golden Compass

Hey, me too!