AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hello! Alright, I'm going to do an LP of The Sims 2 - THE HAUS OF DIVAS. Basically I was bored and I thought I'd create some of my favourite female r'n'b/pop/hip hop stars and show you their lives in the world of Sims. They should try and look like their real life counter parts, but with Sims 2's engine it's a bit hard.

STARRING:

RIHANNA


AZEALIA BANKS


BEYONCE


NICKI MINAJ


THE HAUS

As you can see Banks already don't wanna listen to Nicki's shit (and to be honest, who would.) Bey and Riri are getting on fine though.

Next time I'll show you their house/flat thing!

This can only end badly.

I must see.

I cannot wait.

Best thread all month.

I love that they're all paper thin

>sims 2 and not 3
>graphics not on high
>no custom content

roflmao george what a noob

ok well sorry! i changed all the graphics to high now, and also sims 2 doesn't have a weight slider? Just either really thin or a bit plump :/ So nicki and beyonce are a bit bigger because irl they're just curvy (well one natural one fake). I'm really sorry for these screenshots, I didn't think they'd be so shit. I'll change it to large and higher graphics for next time.

Anyways, these are the bad bitches about to move in to Pleasantville. Ain't gonna be so pleasant by the time we're done here.


THE HAUS


ok so like they just moved in and they're all panicking? i know it's bare and they're used to luxury and stuff but geez


they all gather in this tiny bathroom to gossip and bitch about each other (banks is a hot topic right now). Nicki is just facing the wall because nobody likes her and beyonce looks very shocked.


ok so i decorated the living room and I'm really running out of cheddar right now, anyways so i bought them a sofa and a stool for nicki (her booty is so big)


they alls pop flyin', so I made them look for a job. Banks is training in medicine, Beyonce is going into politics (like srsly who run the girls?), rihanna is a football coach and nicki... nicki isn't anything right now.


there are some cat fights throughout the day but most of the girls are all right!


i mean yeah there's some bitching some reading some shadin' but i wouldn't put anything past nicki minaj tbh


and um yeah this is no white area sorry


anyway i put everybody to sleep ready for work tomorrow


until some mother fucker (think it was banks) got hungry and microwaved a meal and caused a fire


really bitch

i couldn't afford a fire alarm i am paying for four fucking divas ugh pls don't do this

anyway rihanna came down and beyonce was there like a shot putting the fire out!


i love u beyonce like seriously if it weren't for her everybody would be burnt alive before their first job

meanwhile nicki minaj slept through this entire incident and i eventually got her a job as a dishwasher in some ratchet restaurant
here's rihanna going to work and banks coming back


Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the first night! Sorry for the shitty quality and size, I'll fix that for next time. I'll try and take more photos at better times, sometimes the camera button doesn't work quite right. Thank you!

oh my shit this is such a magical experience

i laughed really fucking hard

either way georgy keep this up, just make the screenshots bigger

No I like this size. Easy to load and it's not like there's minute details to see in Sims.

Yeah, these type of threads usually take forever to load and even on a fast connection you need to scroll past all that shit. Maybe slightly bigger if you want some additional detail?

Oh my god I'm dying

DAY 2 in the HAUS OF DIVAS. We're really getting into it more, with the girls getting promotions and now requiring actual skill.

Look it's Rihanna getting out of a car late at night with a stranger (like she's never done that before)



Derren (derek maybe who gives one) settles down for a long night while RiRi goes up stairs to bed. She doesn't really care about him. (notice how there's an extra toilet? they take too long to shit)


...and neither does Nicki


casual late night bitching


she stays outside until a white gurl walks by and then bey walks in


just some casual bitchin' some shadin'. I mean, they are famous super stars but geez you'd think they'd get on more.



I don't think Bey likes that Nicki got promoted before hey she is a talentless media whore

rihanna's too scared to talk shit to her so she just writes about it in her diary

probably because beyonce brought home a work friend the other night (called Mary-Sue. Yes, really.) She's kind of... weird.

white girl alert white girl alert

she's not leaving any time soon so banks just rests beside her


for awhile...



because everyone has jobs cheddar comes in a lot each day but because i'm a bit of a diva myself i spend it all, but look i made the kitchen PANK for them



FUCKING MOVE MARY-SUE

i think she's OD'd idk what nicki gave her tbh

your comments are so catty i love you georgy

that last picture is so spooky


mary-sue is

rly creepy