AWKWARD ZOMBIE

ARE YOU READY MOTHER FUCKERS? IT'S TIME FOR A LET'S PLAY. BUT NOT JUST ANY LET'S PLAY



IT'S A SECRET OF THE MAGIC CRYSTAL LET'S PLAY. LET'S GO.



ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A METEOR THAT FELL. YOUR GRANDPA WAS A SCIENTIST OR SOME SHIT WHO FOUND OUT THAT THESE CRYSTALS GIVE HORSES POWERS. PEOPLE LAUGHED AT HIM. BUT YOU'LL PROVE THEM WRONG.




I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR GIB, KID.



LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LOADING SCREEN. GET HYPE.




MOTHER FUCK



WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE



ONE MINUTE LATER IT GREW UP. HORSE CRYSTALS,



TRAINING



MAJESTIC



MOTHER FUCK



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TIME TO TAKE THIS BAD booty TO THE COMPETITIONS



LOOK OUT



2ND PLACE: GOOD ENOUGH

NEXT EPISODE: MORE MAGIC, MORE HORSES, MORE CRYSTALS

gotta minmax your horse bro

THE HORSES HAVE POWERS

Well motherfucker. This is the best LP.

give it laser eyes

power level galloping

You gotta EV train that Rapidash so it's not a disgrace

Make sure your horse shoes have slots for magic crystals, or your horse won't have any abilities worth more then a trip to the glue factory.

I hope you kids like INCONSISTENT UPDATES because I am ALL about that

do train simulator next

buy it for me

cargo I hope you bought enough train simulator to share with the rest of the class

NEXT TIME ON GAME HORSE: THERE IS NONE



WORKING ON THE STRUT



HELP THE TOWNSFOLK SO THEY GIVE ME cheddar AND SLOB ON MY KNOB



PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY



NOW I NEED ANOTHER HORSE SO I CAN WATCH THEM FUCK



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UPGRADED MY WELL SO I CAN OWN TWO HORSES NOW



GEE I WONDER WHAT THIS ONE TURNS INTO



YAY A BABY



AND THEN IT CAUGHT ON FIRE

NEXT EPISODE: MAYBE SOME TRAINING OR SOME SHIT

I will not be content with this LP unless you name a blue pony Butt Stallion

IT'S NOT UP TO ME, IT'S UP TO THE GAME