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 Post subject: Describe Videogames in one sentence.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:46 pm 
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I'll start.

Metal Gear Solid

The best soldier on the battlefield survives by being stupid.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:47 pm 
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Pokemon: Have your monster fight other monsters with unnatural powers and become the very best like no one ever was.

Mario: YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE, BEST GO GET HER!

Legend of Zelda: "Take this sharpened stick and fight monsters to save a princess from a pig man."

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 Post subject: Re: Describe Videgames in one sentence.
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Halo: Fight the aliens and be doesn't afraid of anything.

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The Legend of Zelda

A young lad travels around a land of magic, searching for the golden pieces of the Triforce, in order to rescue a princess and defeat a giant pig-monster.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

A plumber, assisted by his brother, fights a lizard monster in hopes of recovering a kidnapped princess.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:02 pm 
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excuse me good sir, i believe that was a sentence fragment

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Mario Kart Wii

I was just raped by smiling items.

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Kirby's Dream Land

A PANK puffball goes on an epic quest to prove his manhood by regurgitating projectiles at a fat bird in a bathrobe.
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lyrasen wrote:
excuse me good sir, i believe that was a sentence fragment
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Team Fortress 2: Engage in the most thrilling hat trading simulator ever, now including a new FPS minigame!

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Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks:

Ride a train, break pots, defeat a villain with that wears TWO top hats!

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A young man stabs upstanding member of society giants in order to bring his love back to life.

A dimwitted swordsman, a child prodigy mage, and an angel damsel in distress go on an ADVENTURE with other people!

A young man destroys pottery and stabs animals in the name of a princess and the sacred geometry!

A dragon is raised by dragonflies before learning how to breathe fire and kill monkeys.

Now whoever hasn't seen my post before I edited the titles out, guess what games I referenced!

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Maybe this would be better if you just explained the game in one sentence and people have to guess which game it is you are explaining.

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