AWKWARD ZOMBIE

LISTEN UP FAGS

THIS GAME IS THE SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

YOU CAN PLAY AS A SUPERHERO
A
MOTHERFUCKING
SUPERHERO

IF THAT'S NOT BADASS THEN NOTHING IS AND YOU'RE RETARDED

IF BEING A GOODY TWO-SHOES IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH OR SOME BULLSHIT THEN YOU CAN PLAY AS A VILLAIN TOO AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD OR SOMETHING

THAT'S WHAT VILLAINS DO RIGHT

THE COMBAT SYSTEM IS SO FUCKING GREAT LET ME TELL YOU
YOU CLICK FOR YOUR ATTACK AND USE SUPER POWERS WITH THE NUMBER KEYS
EVERY WEAPON HAS A RANGED ATTACK THAT YOU USE WITH RIGHT CLICK
EVERY
SINGLE
WEAPON
EVEN YOUR FISTS HAVE A RANGED ATTACK
IF THAT'S NOT FUCKING AWESOME
THEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A RAGING FAGGOT

AND GET THIS
IF YOU PICK UP A PIECE OF GEAR OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOUR COSTUME LOOK LIKE booty
THEN YOU CAN CHANGE THE GEAR APPEARANCE BACK TO WHATEVER YOU HAD IT OR FROM A LIST OF OTHER GEAR STYLES YOU COLLECT
IT'S LIKE POKEMON UP IN THIS BITCH; GOTTA COLLECT 'EM ALL

YOU KNOW HOW IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT YOU HAVE TO WAIT 10 YEARS BEFORE YOU CAN START MOVING SOMEWHAT FAST?
FUCK THAT SHIT
IN DCU YOU GET AWESOME MOVEMENT RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING BAT
AND THEN YOU GET TO MOVE EVEN FUCKING FASTER LATER
YOU CAN FLY LIKE SUPERMAN, BE ACROBATIC AND SHIT LIKE BATMAN, OR JUST RUN REALLY STUPIDLY FAST LIKE THE FLASH

STILL NOT IMPRESSED?
HOW ABOUT POWERS? YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM A METRIC SHIT TON OF POWERS
AND IF YOUR BASIC POWERS GET BORING YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM ACTUAL SUPERHERO POWERS LIKE SUPERMAN'S EYE LASERS OR BATMAN'S BATARANG

I PLAY THIS GAME
AND IT IS FUCKING GREAT
I HAVE THREE CHARACTERS FOR EACH ALIGNMENT, AND ONE CHARACTER OF EACH ALIGNMENT IN EACH CITY

OH YEAH DID I MENTION THAT? YOU CAN CHOOSE TO FIGHT IN METROPOLIS, GOTHAM, OR METROPOLIS CHINATOWN BECAUSE WONDER WOMAN AND CIRCE ARE LEECHING FAGGOTS WHO CAN'T FIND THEIR OWN CITY

DO YOU WANT TO FIND ME IN GAME?
WELL HERE'S MY CHARACTERS

Solis Reaper - Level 7
Mentor: Superman (Metropolis)
Flying Fire Hero; uses Staff

Khabaul - Level 6
Mentor: Lex Luthor (Metropolis)
Flying Mental (Psychic) Villain; uses Dual Wielding

Swiftsteel - Level 7
Mentor: Batman (Gotham)
Acrobatic Gadget Hero; uses Rifle

Cryoglare - Level 6
Mentor: Joker (Gotham)
Speedy Ice Villain; uses Hand Blasts

Chrome Thunder - Level 6
Mentor: Wonder Woman (Metropolis Chinatown)
Speedy Electricity Hero; uses Shield

Blood Axel - Level 6
Mentor: Circe (Metropolis Chinatown)
Acrobatic Nature Villain; uses Brawling

SO COME THE FUCK ON IN AND HAVE YOURSELF A GRAND OLD TIME
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TELL EM




ALSO GENERAL SUPERHERO GAME DISCUSSION

You need to calm down

I tried this game yeah, its fun.
I play as a robot that uses his flaming speed to fire dual pistols at blinding records
Also he can use this flaming speed to harness fire.
Oh and he can run fast.

And Joker is da bes mentor

I have a premium account but I need to wait until next month before I can download.

Last time I downloaded it, it was shit and wouldn't even install the game properly with not a single advice on how to fix it.

I was thinking about playing it a while ago. Decided against it because of the massive download.

I just made a character earlier to play with a friend.

Here's the character I made, can't figure out how to remove the HUD for screenshots though.

Edit: How the hell do I respec my abillitys I think I went into the DPS tree and not the tank tree for Ice.

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This game looks interesting but the payment method is a bit confusing, is it pay once and unlock the full game and then pay for premium membership or something else?

iirc, it's f2p now but you have to pay for premium shit

that sounds good but knowing that theres premium people in PvP servers puts me in "great peril!"

The "Premium" shit is three different superpowers and one weapon, or cosmetics. The powers aren't OP or anything, so don't worry about that. Also Heroes are assholes. They gank low levels way more than Villains do, but playing on the PvE Server causes you to get crappier gear.

good to hear im thinkin of downloading it tonight

Lantern powers are pay only and I was maaad cause that would got me to try it.

what does this game give me that city of heroes doesn't have

Kevin conroy batman and the best speedster class ever

ive been downloading for 9 hours and i still have 9k mb left on the download (44% complete)