THIS IS THE STORY OF A LEGEND THAT MAKES THE DOVAHKIIN LOOK LIKE CHUMPS. THIS IS A STORY SO GREAT IT WILL FOREVER MAKE YOU WANT TO FAP TO IT. THIS... IS... YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE! OUR HERO, MR. BALL SHOWS NO SIGNS OF STOPPING HIS DARING ATTACK. HE STOPS FOR SOME REASON... HE DISCOVERS HIS HIDDEN TALENT, THROWING AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF AXES, THIS WILL PROVE USEFUL HE IGNORES RULE 3, THERE IS NO TIME TO READ THIS RUBBISH! HE DISCOVERS HIS SECOND ABILITY, HE IS IMMORTAL! THIS WILL PROVE USEFUL! ATTAAAACK!!!! OUR HERO HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ESCAPE, HE CLIMBS THE NEARBY STONES AND GRABS A TORCH, MAYBE HE CAN BURN THIS FUCKER. FUCK! OUR HERO RUNS INTO A PROBLEM, HOWEVER, WITH HIS SUPERB JUMPING SKILLS... HE SUCCEEDS! TIME TO DROP THIS CHANEDELIERE, CHANDUHLEER, CHANDEWHATEVER, SHINY GLASS/GOLD THING THAT HANGS ON THE CEILING ON THIS FUCKER. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
OUR HERO DID IT! HE DROPPED THE BIG THINGY ON THE BIG THINGY! HE DESERVES A MEDAL! HOW ABOUT A FANTASTIC ENDING?
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