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 Post subject: Assassins Creed III
PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:45 pm 
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To be officially announced tomorrow. Takes place during the American Revolution.

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The new Assassin is the son of a Native American woman and a British soldier. He calls himself Connor, but his birth name is Ratohnhaké:ton. Born into the Mohawk, he eventually crosses paths with the Assassins in his search for righteousness.


Even though he is the son of a British soldier, Connor has been confirmed to fight alongside the American colonists.


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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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Even though he is the son of a British soldier, Connor has been confirmed to fight alongside the American colonists.

Well, shit. I hoped. I really did.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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How could you hope for him to be allied with the British?

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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I hoped he would take a neutral role like the Assassins in the first game.

I guess we have to reaffirm Americans are good guys and the British were evil.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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Well he kinda has to take a side since George Washington owns a piece of Eden.

As for the neutrality thing, it has also been said that templars are everywhere (meaning American and British), and that the war between the Americans and the British are secondary to Assassins vs Templars.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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To be fair they really were. British rule over the Americas was not the best ever. They were pretty good to Britain, but not so much to ANY of their colonies anywhere really.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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Didn't The Truth say that George Washington was a Templar?

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:33 pm 
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I think so, yeah. But what's more importnt is winning te war to get on Washington's good side and nabbing the Piece of Eden that he and the founding fathers use. I hope that Benjamin Franklin is an Assassin.

Also, it makes sense that it takes place in the colonies plot-wise, as well. At the end of Revelations, it was shown that there was important stuff in the colonies, specifically in New York.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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It's like you guys never played the other ones or read the articles/info.

Conner will be fighting on both sides.

Washington, Franklin etc are Freemasons, who are Templars. However, Washington needs you as much as he is your enemy and Conner needs him just as much as he's his enemy. Conner is under the opinion that it would be in his best interests not to let King George have the apple. While Conner is birthed to Mohawks, who are slaughtered, he realizes that most colonists are pretty chill.

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I hoped he would take a neutral role like the Assassins in the first game.

I guess we have to reaffirm Americans are good guys and the British were evil.


stop spreading misinformation, not you specifically, but in general

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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I would like to imagine that after the events of ACIII, Franklin becomes an Assassin just because of all of the hoes in France.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:21 pm 
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I think the Founding Fathers are going to be a weird group for Templar vs Assassin. Canon says that they are Templars but the Revolution was decidedly not very Templar like. Unless they paint the Founding Fathers as traitorous assholes who built a puppet government it wont work, and I imagine that that particular depiction would NOT go over well with a majority of the American public.

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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stop spreading misinformation, not you specifically, but in general

do some research goddamn

I want you to think carefully before responding to this question.

What the fuck are you talking about?

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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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Yeah it just seems weird that the founding fathers, who are fighting for freedom, are templars, who want to enslave humanity. Theyre just too different.

Anyways, here's the trailer:


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 Post subject: Re: Assassins Creed III
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That trailer was sweet. And I know there's no indication, but I want a SUMMON WOLVES ability.

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