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Discussions in between updates can contain minor spoilers!
If you wish to play Dragonquest 2012 without knowing how to start or do certain quests, or just are easily tired of scrolling, here are all updates, presented in glorious chronological order!

1: Wait! We can't stop here. This is Imperial country.
2: Wait! We can't stop here. This is Dragon country.
3. Wait! We can't stop here. This is Incompetent Nord country.
3. Wait! We can't stop here. This is Peasant country.
4. Wait! We can't stop here. This is cold country.
5. Wait! We can't stop here. This is Draugr country.
6. Wait! We can't stop here. This is Mead country.

Without further ado, the adventures of Deadjaw in Norway! I mean Skyrim.




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...Huh. Yeah, where the fuck...?



I was out? Why?



Imperials. Well, that's fucking perfect. Yeah, I might as well go back to sleep. Going to be dead either way.



Dirtrags over here would like to submit a formal fucking complaint, so I guess I'm not going back to sleep, am I.



Storm coats? So, since we're not stormcocks or whatever, do we get to live?



Of course not. Whatever, can I just go back to sleep?



Holy shit, apparently not. They just drone on for a while about any old bullshit. I tone them out.



Eventually, we arrive at this village. I'm guessing this is where we stop?



Turns out I'm right.



Best just say nothing and get this over with.



The big broody guy with the gag goes first.



Peasant Quest wants to negotiate.





He doesn't seem acquainted with the Imperial brand of diplomacy.



Oh. Um.



I suppose it is a fair question.



I use the only name I remember.



Fuck off.





That's what I thought.



NEXT TIME, DEADJAW DIES! IT TURNS OUT HE DOESN'T DIE

Two Skyrim let's plays at the same time. This is good.
Also, you got me to laugh at the peasant quest part.

Play a merchant with a penchant for hiring bodyguards, a legion of them, to do the hard work while you stand back casting magic.

Basically, I'm not going to play a merchant, or do much looting, or stealing. It's sort of a personal challenge to roleplay a non-kleptomaniac for once.

E: Also that Faendal trick is amazing. I will definitely do that.

Fuck you all! I need my beauty sleep!

Deadjaw sounds like a pirate name. So I would suggest being a pirate, except you said wouldn't do much looting and looting is an important part of pirate lifestyle :/

Being a talking cat isn't an important part of pirate lifestyle.

YESSSSS! skyrim lp! you should be an archer/warrior person who wears light armor. and thinks he can talk to sabre cats. and is self-concious about his tail. yup. XD

Here we go.



Again, more blabbing on about shit. It's like everyone wants to purposely drag this process out.



Woah woah woah I heard a noise.



Apparently the distraction time is over, since the blind prophet over here is going through some bullshit ritual.









Your ancestors are also probably laughing at how your head just fell in a fucking basket.



Another distraction. I would usually take the time to run now, but that plan didn't really work out for Drabrags.



Turns out no one wants to halt everything over a suspicious noise. OH WELL.






Oh, fuck



Hello? Are you here to save the day or some shit?



Fucking NOPE.



Turns out it's suddenly the fucking apocalypse in the sky. This is just great.



blond guy, stop being so fucking blurry, jesus



no come back please save me



Holy shit, all those thatched roof cottages!





What he meant to say was "no shit".



Oh god what are you doing
And don't say you are "tending to his wounds" I'm not falling for that shit



It's time to go, anyway.





I don't think



AH WHAT THE FUCK

I don't really know why the hell Bethesda would put Alduin's name right there in the subtitles but there you go.



Trogdor leaves to take a drink of water or something. I guess now's our time to go.



I can't really see the inn, because it's covered in smoke from all these fucking fires, but okay.



Fuckin' stuck the landing too. As soon as I get out of here, I demand a gold medal in parkour and also for surviving a dragon who is trying to burn my face.



Making my way out of the inn, apparently the dragon fighting is still going on.



Holy shit, that dragon is going to eat the shit out of that kid.



The kid escapes, so Bowser just toasts some other corpse to stuff in the fridge later.



Whatever, I better follow this guy now if he's going to lead me to the defense.







Oh daisies, we are right next to it.
I could
lick
his
wing



Here's the defense. I was expecting something more, I guess. Like a catapult. Or maybe a giant mecha with lasers.



This place is so fucked.





Chatty Kathy made it out alive.



Yeah, they're just going to talk about honor and valor until they are both killed by dragons. Maybe I should leave. Now.



They finish their heated conversation soon enough. I can go with either of them, I suppose.



Apocalypse Dragon politely encourages me to hasten my decision.



Oh, he's been distracted by a butterfly.



Let's go with the stormcock.



It's much quieter in here.



If you ask me to repopulate your species, I'm going back outside.



Harbringer of the End Times is really a fancy way of saying Rape-Bringer.



Finally.



The first thing I need to do with my newfound freedom is to frisk this dead body.



I prefer maces, but I guess I can't really choose right now.




Quite better.



I think I can remember a few things about magic.



A few Imperials bust open one of the doors. I guess I have to kill them now, because of politics.



I certainly don't mind indulging in politics, I just can't stand all the talking.



(no i don't even need to comment on this one)



More frisking reveals some better armor and the key to one of these locked doors!



I slip into this, since I can't really tell when Trogdor will bust down the fucking walls and tear that stupid bit of leather off me before setting me on fire.



Blondie is a bit slow, but he'll catch on.



NEXT TIME
A MACE
CORPSES EVERYWHERE
SOME SPIDERS
THEN A BEAR

oh boy bears

Aight y'all carry on

These images are big... Like page stretchingly big...

Any chance you could shrink them by like, half?

Yeah, I just realized that. I always view the forum zoomed out one level so it didn't bother me as much.
Until I get the time to fix all the images, just zoom out your browser I guess?

No problem, just wanted to let ya know because some people might be annoyed at it

I laughed at the wing licking part.