AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Gee Chinmaster, what are we gonna do tonight?

The same thing we do every night, AZ.

Try to take over the world.



Just because I am a ruthless dictator, however, doesn't mean we cannot have Democracy. When there are important decisions to be made, I will turn to you, AZ, and your no doubt keen diplomatic and strategic insights

Now of course first we must do what any dictator must do.

We choose what people we will rule over

Have a gander at these and pick

EDIT: This post now uses the correct link

Japan.

'MERICA.

Though Aztec looks interesting too.

India

Let's see some giant elephants up in here.

lol woops guess what Chinmaster already fucked something up

That link doesn't have all of the Civilizations I have access to.

Use this link instead

If this would change anyone's decision just edit your post

Aztec! We can sacrifice fellow Awkward Zombies!

I second the Aztecs.

Azteck

AztecAztecAztecAztec if you don't pic Aztecs you're a loser

You son of a whore this was going to be my LP.

Japan.

Exeres why not LP Pokemon? I haven't seen one of those yet!

I will shove a broom up your cunt.

You have chosen to rule over the AZtecs with an iron fist



Now, you have several choices to make

What do we build first?

Where do we send our unit to explore and conqur



What technology do we research?


EDIT: Now that I think about it, not everyone has played Civ 5 and probably doesn't know what this shit does

A Worker will make improvements within your borders (that little outline)

Scouts ignore the effects of terrain (meaning they can move through anything at normal speed) and have improved sight range. On the other hand, they suck at combat

Jaguars fight really well in jungles (of which there are none around) and heal themselves when they kill another unit. They are good at combat early game

Monuments improve the city's Culture, which allows its borders to expand faster and gets you Social Policies to improve the civilization



Pottery allows you to build a Granary in your cities, which improve the Food, giving you more Citizens. Citizens are the number next to the city name. Without enough citizens, the city can't use the stuff within its borders effectively

Animal Husbandry reveals Horses on the map (which are needed to build certain units) and allows you to make pastures on tiles with sheep or cows. There are none around right now.

Archery allows you to build Archers, which are really good early military units.

Mining allows you to build mines.


Additionally, we have some Luxury resources near the city (the gems). Building a mine on this will greatly improve the civilization's Happiness (leading to Golden Ages and Food bonuses)

I think that's everything

Pottery.

Build a Jaguar

Explore to the East

Pottery