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 Post subject: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope" LP)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:15 pm 
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THIS IS THE STORY OF A LEGEND THAT MAKES THE DOVAHKIIN LOOK LIKE CHUMPS.
THIS IS A STORY SO GREAT IT WILL FOREVER MAKE YOU WANT TO FAP TO IT.
THIS...
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YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE!
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OUR HERO, MR. BALL SHOWS NO SIGNS OF STOPPING HIS DARING ATTACK.
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HE STOPS FOR SOME REASON...
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HE DISCOVERS HIS HIDDEN TALENT, THROWING AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF AXES, THIS WILL PROVE USEFUL
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HE IGNORES RULE 3, THERE IS NO TIME TO READ THIS RUBBISH!
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HE DISCOVERS HIS SECOND ABILITY, HE IS IMMORTAL! THIS WILL PROVE USEFUL!
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ATTAAAACK!!!!
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OUR HERO HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ESCAPE, HE CLIMBS THE NEARBY STONES AND GRABS A TORCH, MAYBE HE CAN BURN THIS FUCKER.
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FUCK! OUR HERO RUNS INTO A PROBLEM, HOWEVER, WITH HIS SUPERB JUMPING SKILLS...
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HE SUCCEEDS! TIME TO DROP THIS CHANEDELIERE, CHANDUHLEER, CHANDEWHATEVER, SHINY GLASS/GOLD THING THAT HANGS ON THE CEILING ON THIS FUCKER.
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

OUR HERO DID IT!
HE DROPPED THE BIG THINGY ON THE BIG THINGY!
HE DESERVES A MEDAL!
HOW ABOUT A FANTASTIC ENDING?


MISSION.
OVER.

The end

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:31 pm 
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10/10 would read again

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:54 pm 
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LPs completed on this forum:

Zink - Oblivion
Liraxus - You Have to Burn the Rope

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:08 pm 
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I would have completed mine if the game hadn't crapped out on me and if I felt like re-installing it


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:15 pm 
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THREAD OF THE YEAR.


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:17 pm 
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Chinmaster wrote:
failure failure failure

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:11 am 
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Now someone do a buttonmashing runthrough (No burning ropes)

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:13 am 
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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
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Is this map a direct copy from a level on Super Mario World?

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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:32 am 
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Exeres wrote:
LPs completed on this forum:

Zink - Oblivion
Liraxus - You Have to Burn the Rope

Let's not forget about Mander and LONK's grand quest to defeat Ganosedorf


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 Post subject: Re: THE GREATEST LP EVER MADE(A "You have to burn the Rope"
PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:53 pm 
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This game is clearly a masterpiece.


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