AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ah, beautiful Las Vegas.



Jickles! It's actually a war-torn nuclear wasteland.

So anyway, I was just walking down the street being gender-and-race ambiguous, when some asshole knocks me down and ties me up!



Thankfully, this chronically itchy-chested man and his hilarious cronies found me.



fuck



And thus the adventure begins! Luckily, I was wearing my Croc-o-Style kit and thus immune to headshots, surviving with 1 hp.



I wake up in a dingy clinic being stared at by a man with a somewhat-impressive mustache.



In what will be one of the worst decisions in this LP, I'll leave this one up to you, forums. This is my first LP of anything ever, so expect stunning mediocrity, and wish me luck!

Note: I'm using the Pest Remover mod because I am an arachnophobe and a giantbugophobe (AKA a big baby)

i think COURIER would be a great name for someone

As much as I doubt this is going to last, and as much as I'd rather see it done perhaps differently because I'm a nitpicky fag sometimes, I vote for

Grant Robbins.

Grant for Ulysses. Robbins for Marty Robbins, of Big Iron fame.

you're probably going to ask for skills too.

Speech, Guns, Repair.

Kill-Droid 2000
Clearly Humans cannot survive bullet wounds to the head

Wait, what Pest Removal Mod are you using?
Also, Cazadorphobiates unite. o/

This one. Also, I haven't even beaten the tutorial quest before so I don't know what a Cazadore is. I just saw a radscorpion and NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Also, my skills will probably be Unarmed, Explosive, and something else, because those other ones are BORING and PRACTICAL.

HELLO I WISH TO INJECT MY EGGS INTO YOUR BRAIN HOW ARE YOU

His name should be Nobody.

"Who blew up the casino/orphanage!"

"Nobody."

name her alison smash

and make her really really stupid

hundo mundane
billy breakfast
mike hecklespoon
jim liver

Because you guys are POOR and IRISH (except Alex) I didn't get any good names, so I used Malum's as a placeholder for now.

Doc Mitchell directs me to one of those annoying things at amusement parks that are totally innacurate, and tells me to choose my stats.



Looks okay to me.



Doc Martin then goes on to force me to answer a set of pointless questions, then tells me to fuck all that and choose my skills.



Then, finally, I get to chose my perks.



On the way out, I nick a few bottle caps and a bitchin' pre-war hat, along with a laser pistol and most of his medical supplies, but Doc Louis doesn't notice because he has Alzheimer's or something. He also gives me a pair of boxing gloves and a few sticks of dynamite he had laying around.



On the way out, I meet Cowboy Curtis the Robocop, who apparently dug me up even though he doesn't look like he should be able to hold a shovel. Otherwise, he appears to be useless, and I move on to the next logical location: the bar.



Ballin'.



I'm chillin at the bar when this chick comes up to me because her dog was apparently getting ready to attack me. She tells me to follow her outside and gives me a peeshooter to kill empty bottles of booze. She seems okay, except for how she thinks I need a gun to defend myself, when I'm clearly A PROFESSIONAL BOXER.

So I go trolling through the Mojave Wasteland, looking for some plants or stuff, WHEN SUDDENLY



I appear to have derped out and installed NVSE incorrectly, causing radscorps and the like to spawn (even though the geckos didn't spawn for some reason), and caused me to terrorquit without saving. More updates tomorrow!

Interesting, true story: I was supposed to be the one to get that Radscorpion picture for him, but when I saw the images for Radscorpions I wussed out and forced him to do it. Also, it should be interesting if you're going to use mostly melee and unarmed weapons. Especially considering this is blind.

I offered to do it for him!

STOP GUYS YOU'RE REVEALING THE BEHIND THE SCENES MAGIC